The Humors of Falconbridge: A Collection of Humorous and Every Day ScenesFalconbridge
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The Humors of Falconbridge: A Collection of Humorous and Every Day Scenes
Falconbridge
American wit and humor
It appears our friend was located on the Kennebec river, a few years
ago, and had a number of hands employed about a dam, and the sturgeons
were very numerous and extremely docile. They would frequently come
poking their noses close up to the men standing in the water, and one of
the men bethought him how delicious a morsel of pickled sturgeon was,
and he forthwith made a preparation to "snake out" a clever-sized fish.
Getting an iron rod at the blacksmith's shop, close at hand, he bends up
one end like a fish hook, and, slipping out into the stream, he slily
places the hook under the sturgeon's nose and into its round hole of a
mouth, expecting to fasten on to the victimized, harmless fish, and
"yank" him clean and clear out of his watery element. But, "lordy,"
wasn't he mistaken and surprised! The moment the hook touched the inside
of the sturgeon's mouth, the creature backed water so sudden and
forcibly as to near jerk the holder of the hook's head from its socket.
The poor fellow was forty rods under water, and going down stream,
before he mustered presence of mind enough to induce him to let go the
hook!
However, the lookers-on of this curious man[oe]uvre took a boat and
fished out their half-drowned comrade, who concluded that he had paid
pretty dearly for his whistle.
The sturgeon-catching did not end here. After the laugh of the
above-mentioned adventure had ceased, some one offered to bet a hat that
he could hold a sturgeon and snake him clean out of the water; and as
the man who _had_ tried the experiment felt altogether dubious about it,
he at once bet that the sturgeon would be more than a match for any man
in the crowd.
The wager was duly staked, a rod crooked, the operator tucked up his
sleeves and trowsers, and wades out to where a sturgeon or two were
lying off in the shallow water. Of course the operation now became a
matter of considerable interest; and as the man was a stout, hearty
fellow, able to hold a bull by the horns, few entertained doubts of his
bringing out _his_ sturgeon.
After a long time the operator gets his hook under the sturgeon, and
leans forward to stick it close into the jaws of the victim; and no
sooner was that part of the feat accomplished, than Mr. Sturgeon "backs
out" with the velocity of chain lightning, carrying his assailant under
water and down stream! The man held on; and there they went, foaming and
pitching, until the fellow, finding his breath nearly out of his body;
his neck, arms, and legs just about dislocated, concluded to lose the
hat and let the hook and sturgeon go!
Pretty well used up, the poor fellow succeeded in getting out of the
river, a convert to the first experimental idea of the strength and
velocity of fish, especially a big sturgeon.
Beginning to imagine that fish could swim, or had some muscular power,
several of the bystanders were rife for experimenting on the sturgeons.
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