The Humour of America: Selected, with an Introduction and Index of American Humorists
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The Humour of America: Selected, with an Introduction and Index of American Humorists
American wit and humor
Dave walked down the street to the bridge, and it reminded one of old
times to see the people go away as he heaved in view. It was not through
any fear of the man, but from knowledge that he had made a threat (first
published in this paper) to clean out the town. Before leaving the place
Dave called at our office to settle for a year’s subscription
(invariably in advance), and was informed, through a chink in the logs,
that he might leave his dust in the tin cup at the well.
Dave is looking very much larger than at his last visit just previous to
the funeral of Judge Dawson. He left for Injun Hill at five o’clock
amidst a good deal of shooting at rather long range, and there will be
an election for sheriff as soon as a stranger can be found who will
accept the honour.—_Yankee Flat Advertiser._
* * * * *
The superintendent of the May Davis Mine requests us to state that the
custom of pitching Chinamen and Injuns down the shaft will have to be
stopped, as he has resumed work in the mine. The old well-huck of Jo.
Bowman’s is just as good, and is more centrally located.—_New Jerusalem
Courier._
* * * * *
A stranger wearing a stove-pipe hat arrived in town yesterday, putting
up at the Nugget House. The boys are having a good time with that hat
this morning, and the funeral will take place at two o’clock.—_Spanish
Camp Flag._
There is some dispute about land titles at Little Bilk Bar. About
half-a-dozen cases were temporarily decided Wednesday, but it is
supposed the widows will renew the litigation. The only proper way to
prevent these vexatious law-suits is to hang the Judge of the County
Court.—_Cow County Outcropper._
_Ambrose Bierce_ (_“Dod Grile”)._
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_AN AVALANCHE OF DRUGS._
[Illustration “THE JUDGE WAS GRATIFIED TO FIND THAT HIS HAIR HAD
RETURNED.”]
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