The Konrektor said he believed it; but the throne with the crown on it
might stay there; they could wrap up the crown in a silk handkerchief.
After that his Highness ordered Rand to go out and take a look at the
weather. Rand did it, and came back: “The storm is over, but there’s
another one all ready to burst, and it looks mighty grim.”
“Rand, bring another chair in my weather-temple for the Konrektor.”
“Oh, your Highness,” said the Konrektor, “I don’t need to come in.”
“Ay, but _I_ need you in here; but you can’t come in like that; you’ll
drag in the lightning. Rand, another silk dressing-gown and nightcap,
and the red-waxed shoes!”
Resistance was useless, he had to give in; and in a short time he stood
there in a black nightcap and a bright orange bed-gown and red shoes;
and he stood like a sorcerer in olden times, who might be supposed to
have changed an unfortunate prince into a canary-bird, and put him
into a glass-box, where it was likely he would have to stay for ever,
for naught but the sweet kiss of a beauteous fairy upon his beak could
ransom him, and his Highness was possessed of a holy horror of kissing,
and there was no beauteous fairy near, for Rand, who was the only other
person about, could not possibly figure as such.
When the old sorcerer sat beside his enchanted victim, his Highness
ordered Rand out, because the exhalations of so many persons might draw
the lightning, but told him to put his head in at the door from time
to time and give the news concerning the weather; and Rand was quite
willing, for now he could run over to the baker’s wife and have some
talk.
“What say you, Konrektor? Is it safe now?” asked his Highness.
“Ay, so far as I can see.”
“But is it _quite_ safe?”
“Well, your Highness, what man can do has been done; but what are
mortal measures against the will of our Lord God?”
“That’s what I say,” exclaimed his Highness; “that fool the carpenter
was to have made it round, and he made it square. Corners always draw
lightning.”
“What good would that do? If our Lord God sees best He can blow away
the whole of Neu-Brandenburg in a moment. Think of Sodom and Gomorrah.”
“Goodness gracious! Yes, I know it, I----” Just here Rand put his head
in at the door: “There’s another one coming, and the baker’s wife
says----”
“Fool, I don’t want to know what that impertinent woman says.”
Rand retired. “That woman has a lot to say; she says too--goodness
gracious! she says you are going to get married, Konrektor. But I
forbid you. I’ll never set eyes on you again. I’d banish you from
court.”
“I esteem your Highness as my liege lord,” said the Konrektor, quietly
getting up, “but whether I marry or don’t marry ought to be all the
same to you, and I wont brook interference from any man. If you want
to banish me from court you can do it, that’s in your power; but I can
also go of my own free will, that’s in my power. I have the honour of
bidding you farewell.”
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