When he had emptied his plate, and the host saw how he had relished it,
he encouraged him politely to have another spoonful; it would do him
good, the weather being so inclement. Now the trout was served adorned
with greens, and the host helped him to a generous piece. But the
tailor, tormented by anxiety, did not venture in his shyness to boldly
use his knife, but coyly and shamefacedly dabbed at it with his fork.
The cook, who was watching behind the door to see the grand gentleman,
noticed it, and she said to her subordinates, “Praised be our Lord
Jesus Christ! There is one who knows how to eat a fine fish, as he
should; he does not saw the delicate thing with his knife as if he were
butchering a calf. That is a person of quality. I’d swear to that if it
were not wicked! And how handsome and sad he is! There isn’t a doubt of
it, he is in love with some grand lady whom they won’t let him have. Ah
yes, grand people have their troubles as well as others!”
Meanwhile, the host seeing that his guest left his glass untouched,
said deferentially, “My table wine is not to your honour’s taste.
Permit me to bring you a glass of good Bordeaux, which I can greatly
recommend.”
And then and there did the tailor commit his first spontaneous fault
by obediently saying yes instead of no; and thereupon did the landlord
of the “Woge” betake himself in person to his cellar to pick out a
choice bottle; for he was greatly concerned to have it said that there
was something first-class to be had in the place. When his guest,
suffering under the torments of an evil conscience, ventured only to
sip faint-heartedly of the contents of his glass, the host ran exulting
into the kitchen, smacked his tongue, and cried: “The devil take me,
there’s one to the manner born; there’s a judge of good wine for you.
He takes it on his tongue as one would lay a ducat on the gold scales!”
So dinner took its course, very slowly indeed, for the poor tailor ate
and drank very coyly and undecidedly; and the host, to give him time,
left everything on the table for longer than ordinary. For all that,
what the guest had eaten up to this time was not worth speaking of; but
now his hunger, which was constantly being tempted in so dangerous
a manner, began to conquer his terror, and when the partridge-pie
appeared the mood of the tailor suddenly changed, and one fixed thought
began to master him. “Things are as they are,” he said to himself,
warmed and incited by a new glass of wine. “I were a fool now if I
should bear the brunt of the coming shame and persecution without
having eaten my fill for it! So look to it while it is time. This is
likely to be the last dish; I will devote myself to this, come what
may! What I once have in my stomach no king can rob me of!”
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