But the third princess received the minister very graciously, and told
him that once she had been quite determined to have only such a husband
as could play on the Jew’s-harp; but that now, after all, she had come
to the conclusion that dreams are flighty, especially the dreams of
youth. She saw now, she said, that the realisation of her wish was
quite out of the question, and as she had taken a fancy to the king she
was willing to have him.
Then the minister drove home as fast as his horses would go, and the
king embraced him, and gave him a tremendous medal to wear about his
neck. Bright flags decorated the town, garlands were hung from house
to house across the streets, and altogether the wedding was such a
splendid affair that nothing else was talked of for the next fortnight.
The king and the young queen lived in a state of bliss and rapture for
the space of an entire year. The king never thought of ginger-nuts,
and that little matter of the Jew’s-harp had quite slipped out of the
queen’s mind.
[Illustration: “WITHOUT ANOTHER WORD THEY BOTH WALKED AWAY.”]
But one morning the king got up with his wrong leg first, and
everything went wrong. It rained the whole day long; the imperial
globe fell down, and the little cross on top of it broke off; then the
court painter came and brought the new map of the kingdom, and when
the king looked at it he found that the land was painted red instead
of blue, as he had ordered it; and besides all this, the queen had a
headache.
So it happened that the couple had their first quarrel; what it was all
about they themselves did not know next morning, or if they did know
it they did not want to say. In short, the king grumbled and the queen
pouted and would always have the last word. After they had wrangled for
some time, the queen shrugged her shoulders contemptuously and said--
“It seems to me you might be silent, and stop finding fault with
everything you set your eyes on, when you yourself don’t even know how
to play on the Jew’s-harp.”
But no sooner were the words out of her mouth than the king petulantly
interrupted her with the words, “And you cannot so much as bake
ginger-nuts!”
Thereupon the queen for the first time had no repartee upon her
tongue’s end, and succumbed into silence, and without another word they
both walked away. The queen sat down in a corner of her sofa in her own
room, weeping bitterly, and thinking, “What a foolish woman I am! Where
did I have my senses? That was the silliest thing I could have done!”
The king walked up and down in his room, gleefully rubbing his hands,
and saying, “What a piece of good fortune it is that my wife doesn’t
know how to bake ginger-nuts! If she did, I should have been sadly put
to for an answer when she reproached me for being unable to play on the
Jew’s-harp!”
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