_Three days later._--I have scratched out the last nine pages of my
journal word for word. The occupation did me good. This episode is
wiped out from the pages of my life. Lohengrin is dead to me. There
is one thing that comforts me--I now have an unhappy love. I always
envied Lina a little for hers, she put on such airs about it. Unhappy
loves are so very interesting and poetic.
[Illustration: “HOW DISTINGUISHED AND ELEGANT HE LOOKED.”]
P.S.--In future I shall fall in love only with gentlemen in uniforms.
You have something you can depend on then, and the world is so false
and deceitful nowadays.
_H. von Kahlenberg._
[Illustration: “PLANTED HIMSELF SQUARELY BEFORE THE SCRIBENT, AND
STARED AT HIM IN SILENCE.”]
_WOOING THE GALLOWS._
IN the year 1594 the town-scribent of Nördlingen had an extraordinary
visitor. A herculean lad of about twenty, unkempt and ragged, came
to the court-room one morning, planted himself squarely before the
scribent, and stared at him in silence.
Unto the gruffly put question, “What do you want?” he answered no less
gruffly, “A rope!”
The town-scribent told him he had come to the wrong door, the
rope-maker lived around the corner. But the fellow replied to the
effect that he did not need the rope-maker, but the hangman; he wanted
to be hanged. The town-scribent shivered, for he thought the stranger
was crazy. He therefore called a vigorous servant before entering
further into this extraordinary conversation.
The stranger now confessed himself to be a homeless tramp, called by
his companions Jörg Muckenhuber, and his language being pieced together
out of as many rags of dialect as his coat was of rags of cloth, there
was no further certificate required to make it evident that he was at
home everywhere and nowhere.
He then proceeded to relate briefly and coldly how several weeks ago he
had murdered a travelling pedlar upon the precincts of Nördlingen, and
also between Augsburg and Kaufbeuern a foreign Jew. Both the Jew and
the pedlar gave him no peace at night, so he wanted to be hanged, and
as the last murder had been perpetrated on the ground of Nördlingen, so
the senate of that town could not refuse to hang him on the Nördlingen
gallows.
The town-scribent swore furiously, and said it wasn’t every fool could
have that for the asking, the town of Nördlingen had built its gallows
for its own citizens and not for villainous vagrants; at the same time
Muckenhuber was taken into custody, and the scribent presented the
affair to the senate.
The senators put their heads together without coming to any definite
conclusion as to whether the lad was a fool or a desperate villain. As
it was customary, however, in those days to cast the insane into the
same dungeon as thieves and murderers, Jörg Muckenhuber was put in safe
keeping in the tower, and the business was getting under way in a most
correct manner, whatever further details might be brought to light.
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