Now there was a lull in the wild chorus, and a clear, penetrating voice
was heard in a tone of absurd magniloquence--
“That will do faw to-day, Heppenheimer. It ith vewy evident you’ve come
to clath unprepared. I’m vewy much put out by thuch conduct. Thit down!”
Thundering applause.
The professor seemed turned to a stone.
By all the gods of Greece, that was his voice, his manner, and no
mistake. To be sure, there was an exaggeration of caricature, but the
likeness was so evident that none but a connoisseur would be able to
distinguish the slight shade of difference. It was little short of
sacrilege. To think that one of his pupils should have the audacity to
ridicule him, the sovereign authority over all school matters; him, the
author of “A Latin Grammar for use in schools, specially adapted to the
higher classes;” him, the renowned follower of Kant, from the hallowed
heights of his own platform! _Proh pudor! Honos sit auribus!_ This was
a prank such as none but the soul of the arch-rogue Wilhelm Rumpf could
bring forth.
“Will you take a pathage, Möwicke,” the voice of the godless pupil
continued. “What, you are indithpothed? Deaw me, when I heaw young men
of your age thay they are indithpothed that lookth ill, it lookth vewy
ill indeed. Knebel, put down in the clath-book: Möwicke, being called
upon to tranthlate, wath indithpothed.”
The professor was unable to control his temper longer.
With a sudden movement he opened the door, and stepped in among the
startled boys.
His intuition had been correct.
It was indeed Wilhelm Rumpf, the greatest good-for-nothing the class
could boast of, who had committed the unpardonable offence against the
majesty of his person. For four weeks only this lad had been one of
Samuel Heinzerling’s pupils, and already there was no scamp in class
from first to last who did not own his superiority. His collar drawn up
high in front, an immense pair of paper spectacles upon his nose, in
his left hand a book, in his right the traditional tiny lead-pencil,
there he stood upon the platform, just about to commit himself further
when the indignant professor crossed the threshold.
“Wumpf!” said Samuel with dignity, “Wumpf! you will go to the
_cawcer_[11] faw two dayth. Knebel, put down in the clath-book: Wumpf,
condemned to two dayth in the _cawcer_ faw childith and unworthy
conduct. Heppenheimer, call the _pedell_!”
“Why, Herr Professor,--I did not--I only----” stammered Rumpf, putting
the paper spectacles in his pocket, and walking back to his seat.
“Not another word!”
“I thought----”
“Be thtill, I tell you!”
“But won’t you permit me----”
“Knebel, put down: Wumpf hath one day added to the owiginal penalty faw
obthtinathy. I am tiwed of fighting it out with you. You ought to be
athamed to the vewy depth of your thoul!”
“_Andiatur et altera pars_, Herr Professor. This is a precept to which
you have always called our attention!”
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