At first Schnorps tried to defend himself and to comfort her, but
when he began to understand all the details and complications of the
hapless tale,--when he heard that he had ruined his neighbour’s coat,
and that his own had long ago gone to perdition by means of his wife’s
thoughtlessness and the old seamstress’s stupidity, then his wrath knew
no bounds.
It was really too much. To have to pay for _two_ new dress-coats, and
to have none! it was death to him, it would bring him to an untimely
grave.
I will cast the mantle of Christian charity over the ensuing scene; but
to this day the neighbours talk about the row that took place at the
house of the Schnorpses after the general’s party.
_Fritz Brentano._
_THE MAN OF ORDER._
SO far as I am concerned, I must confess that I am not greatly
interested either in painted Empresses, or in Cardinals, or in Pashas.
My attention was riveted upon a lank, lean man, who must have been of
unusual length when he was standing up, a man with white hair and a
grey beard, round blue glasses before his eyes, beneath them a nose
shaped like a potato, and a thin-lipped mouth drawn down at the corners
in a sardonic smile. On his head there was a straw hat, the brim of
which was of a width such as I had never before met with. This person
sat upon a camp-stool, holding with his left hand a parasol lined with
green over the afore-mentioned straw hat, and with his right hand
guiding a small telescope screwed to a stick, which was fastened in
the ground. There is no need to say that the ruler and guider of this
telescope was reconnoitring the châlet across the way. What pleased me
best was the fussiness, the apparatus, and the intensity of research
which served the man’s curiosity. Surely this was the last of the
Mohicans, one of the last original characters which are disappearing
more and more out of the insipid level of our most modern mediocrity
and uniformity. Who was the man? The dear old village of Ragaz has,
by no means to the delight of everybody, grown into a “fashionable”
resort, and one meets queer enough figures there every summer. But one
like the man with a telescope and camp-stool, who had improvised an
observatory on the spur of the moment, is an exotic plant, even in the
Ragaz of to-day, and is well worth the trouble of observation.
[Illustration: “WHO WAS THE MAN?”]
What a pity, I thought, that Amadeus Hoffmann is no more among the
living, or Edgar Poe. For either of them this fellow would have been a
find.
Gradually the spectators dispersed, as neither the empress, who had
been turned out of her empire, nor the cardinal, who had taken the hint
that he was superfluous, condescended to show themselves, and as it
was getting rather dull to gaze upon the red fez of the pasha, which
was just visible above the railing of the verandah at the right. At
last there were only two left: the telescope man, who continued his
observations, and my worthy self observing the obdurate observer.
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