On the day on which our story begins the judge was returning from court
in rather an irritable mood, and his face darkened perceptibly as he
saw the apothecary coming to meet him.
While it was, as we have said, Herr Lebermann’s justifiable peculiarity
to desire to know everything, and with a rare toughness of purpose to
work upon his neighbour with queries until the other would fling the
desired information at his head in a fit of uncontrollable indignation,
the judge was the most uncommunicative of mortals. It was his intention
that no one should know what he did, or where he bought his things, or
with whom he kept up a correspondence--ay, even his Christian name was
to him a matter of deep secrecy; in fact, a sharp altercation between
him and his wife had once been brought about by no other cause than
that she had failed to fully understand his feelings in this respect,
and unadvisedly addressing him one day on the railroad with the
harmless remark, “See the charming view, Karl!” had unmasked him before
his fellow-travellers.
Here these two gentlemen, as unlike as possible in their peculiarities,
met upon the street, and while the judge was as nimble as an eel in
trying to escape the apothecary, the latter was equally assiduous
in his efforts to detain him, and opened the conversation with the
apparently unnecessary question, “Coming from court so early to-day,
Herr Schwarz?”
“No!” replied the judge unkindly.
“No?” repeated Herr Lebermann, in a tone of surprise. “This is the way
I generally see you come. Where have you been, then?”
Apparently the judge was deaf.
“Seems to me you generally come from court at this time of day,”
persisted Herr Lebermann; “Ah, I see, you don’t care to tell me,” he
added pleasantly, “but I know all about it just the same!”
“If you know it there’s no need of asking,” growled the judge.
“And now you’re on your way home,” remarked Herr Lebermann, with the
blissful serenity of a man who has accomplished his purpose of knowing
all about the aims and intents of other people. “I’ll walk along with
you a bit. I am always out for a constitutional at this time of day!”
“That’s a wise thing to do!” remarked Herr Schwarz with fatal
indifference.
“And when I get home I eat my sandwich,” the apothecary confidentially
informed him; “only one, you know, so as not to take away my appetite
for dinner! By the way, that reminds me--how does it agree with you to
dine so much later?”
The judge gave him a scathing look. “How do you know that I dine later
than usual?” he asked indignantly.
“You see, your cook is the sister of our maid, and she told her about
it. You dine at half-past two, don’t you?”
“Sometimes,” cried the irritated judge, struggling to control his
temper; “here we are at my house--good morning, Herr Lebermann!”
“One moment!” said the apothecary, taking possession of the judge’s
button-hole while the latter was angrily seeking to escape; “there
seems to be company at your house.”
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