I tried to keep silent--but could I let such a brutal speech pass
unchallenged? “It is very bad taste,” I replied with dignity, “to
reproach a person for physical infirmities; if my near-sightedness
enjoins the necessity of wearing spectacles----”
“Don’t lose your breath, cabby,” cried a second, and a general laugh
interrupted my speech.
“Cabby sees with his ears and hears with his eyes,” shrieked one of
the wretched boys. There was a laugh again; I was perspiring with
indignation.
“Take that up on the box,” cried my passenger in an insolent tone,
thumping a heavy brass-nailed trunk down on my feet.
I was about to recommend greater caution when he handed me a couple of
curtain-poles wrapped in paper and tied together with a cord.
“Take that too,” he commanded, “and see that it doesn’t slip down.”
So it was a provincial upholsterer who was treating me thus! In spite
of that, there was nothing for it but to obey his orders. I set the
curtain-poles up on end and put my left arm around them.
Now there was an uproar among the boys once more. “Cabby, hold the
crow-bars tight!” cried one. “Cabby with the crow-bars!” yelled the
boys, shrieking, bellowing, and whistling in a diabolical chorus.
“To the tavern ‘Green Tree’ in the Klosterstrasse!” cried the
overbearing voice of the upholsterer. He got into the cab, and shut the
door with a bang.
I seized the reins, the nag stood still, as if it were none of his
concern.
“Go along with ye, you wretched beast! Hello there! Skip along!” I
muttered between my teeth; the abominable quadruped persisted in
stubborn indifference. I brought the whip down upon him “toward the
front,” as Gustav had advised me, and, sure enough, suddenly the cab
quivered, struck with the hoofs of the balking steed.
An infernal concert of wild jubilations arose about me. I sat upon my
box in a state of wretched helplessness, and, to make matters worse,
the travelling merchant put his head out of the cab.
“How long is it going to take you to get started?” he called out,
following up his words with a perfect volley of oaths. “Did anybody
ever see the like of this?”
One of my colleagues of the box was moved with brotherly pity, seized
the malicious steed by the head, and put him in motion.
* * * * *
The other drivers sat on their boxes taking a nap, and there was no
opportunity of entering into conversation with them. I was very much
depressed, took off my mantle, for it was growing warm, climbed up into
my seat, and drove away to try my luck elsewhere.
As we were jolting slowly across the Schlossplatz, there came straight
across the square from the red Schloss a figure, the sight of which
made my blood run cold--it was my friend Otto.
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