As they both arose a little mishap came to light, which brought upon
the Meister something of a scolding. Through his carelessness a
flask of fragrant essence had come open, and had poured its contents
unobserved over their garments and over the cushioned interior of
the chaise. “I might have known it,” lamented Frau Constanze; “there
was such a sweet odour all the time! Alack-a-day, a whole flask of
pure _Rosée d’aurore_ quite empty! I was so chary of it.” “Ah, little
miser,” he comforted her, “take thought, and consider that thus, and
thus only, could your divine smelling-whisky do us any good. At first
we sat as in an oven, for all your fanning, and then suddenly there was
a cool and refreshing atmosphere. You attributed it to the drop or two
I poured on my jabot; we were revived, and conversation was once more
animated and gay, whereas before our heads had hung low like those of
sheep on the butcher’s cart; and this benefit will stay with us for all
the rest of the way. But now let us put our Vienna noses into the green
wilderness here.”
[Illustration: “ARM-IN-ARM THEY ENTERED THE DUSKY SHADE OF THE
FIR-TREES.”]
Arm-in-arm they scrambled through the trench by the side of the road
and entered the dusky shade of the fir-trees. The spicy freshness, the
sudden change from the sunny glow without, might have proved disastrous
to the reckless man but for the prudence of his companion. She had some
trouble in urging his discarded garment upon him. “Ah, the glory of
it,” he cried, gazing up the tall trunks; “it is like being in church!
Seems to me I never was in the woods before, and it is only now that
I can see what this means, this assembly of trees! No man’s hands
planted them, they all came of themselves, and stand so only just
because it is jolly to live and labour together. Fancy, when I was
young I passed this way and that through Europe; I saw the Alps and
the ocean, the most beautiful and most sublime things that were ever
created; and now here stands the fool in an ordinary forest of firs
on the boundary-line of Bohemia, astonished and enraptured that such
things should be, that it’s not just _una finzione di poeti_, like the
nymphs and fauns and all that, and no stage-forest; no, it’s a genuine
one, grown out of the earth, nourished by its moisture and by the warm
light of the sun.”
“To hear you talk,” said his wife, “one would think you had never
gone twenty steps into our Vienna _Prater_, which surely can boast of
similar wonders and rarities.”
“The _Prater_? Thunder and lightning! How dare you name the word here!
What with their carriages, and state uniforms, and toilets and fans,
and music, and all horrors under the sun, there’s nothing to be seen
beyond. And even the trees, though they are big enough to be sure, I
don’t know how it is--beech-nuts and acorns lying on the ground can’t
for the life of them help looking like brothers and sisters to the
hosts of worn-out corks among them. For miles it smells of waiters and
sauces.”
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