The silence was, however, of short duration. A pleasanter topic had been
started, and the conversation grew lively.
“I don’t quite understand—allow me to ask, do hens have souls?” slowly
and deliberately inquired one of the silhouettes, with the evident
intention of starting a long discussion. “Kindly explain to me on what
you base that opinion. A soul is bound to be Christian; and there is
surely nothing said in the Holy Scriptures about hens’ and fishes’
souls.”...
“I grant you there is really nothing about it in the Scriptures; but I,
you see me, Selivèrstov, poultry-farmer—_I_ tell you—yes! You can
believe me or not, as you like, but I assure you that when I get to
really understand the affairs of fishes, and especially of poultry, then
I began to believe in the Almighty Creator. Up till then I was just a
dead log! You can think what you like. Yes!...”
There was great animation in the tone of the poultry-farmer’s voice, but
it was evident that the immensity of the theme which so deeply
interested him rendered his position embarrassing and perplexed him in
speaking.
“Yes,” he continued, repeating the words he had already said, “it was
through the poultry that I grew to recognise the wisdom of God. You must
make what you can of that.”
There was a short silence.
“And do poultry have souls?” inquired one of the silhouettes, in a tone
of evident irony. The poultry-farmer hesitated a moment, then, as it
were, gave himself a little shake, plucked up his courage, and growled,
in a deep bass—
“They do!”
“What! Hens have souls?”
“Yes, sir.”
This answer was evidently given in blind recklessness, and the
poultry-farmer, seeing that he could no longer draw back, continued
loudly and rapidly—
“I tell you, positively, I would swear it before the Lord Himself—fowls
do have souls, may I die to-night if they don’t! There!”
Silence.
“They do!” cried the poultry-farmer again.
Once more there was silence.
“Yes! They do, indeed they do!”
“There! there! friend.... It strikes me, my man, that you ... you
know....”
“Not, ‘you know,’ at all! What’s the use of ‘you know’? It’s the truth
I’m telling you; not ‘you know.’ ... Now I’ll just catechise you, and
you see if you can answer me.”
“Why shouldn’t I be able to answer you? If you talk like a human being,
I’ll answer you like a human being.”
“You didn’t suppose I was going to bark at you?”
“Well, if you don’t bark, I won’t cry: ‘cock-a-doodle-doo!’... Fire
away!”
“Very well, then; if you can answer me, I’ll put questions to you....
First of all: we were just talking about the destroying of souls....
Now, tell me, why did the publican throw himself under the train?”
“’Twas the devil’s doing, and nothing else,” again interposed the
decided voice from the group of silhouettes, before the person addressed
had time to answer.
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