“No, no. I’ll send for some more. One of the boys’ll run for it quick.
She won’t know. Secretly; d’you see? There’s no difficulty. Own
money.... Just see there,” and the choir-master pulled a rouble note out
of his waistcoat pocket.
“Only do as I tell you! It’s all according to law.... D’you see?”
The deacon nodded his head and laid down his hat. At this the
choir-master clapped him on the shoulder and winked significantly.
“Pètia!” he whispered, going into the ante-room, and shaking a
slumbering treble. “Pètia, make haste! Like a flash of lightning, you
know—to the publichouse. Off with you!”
Five minutes later the choir-master was pouring out a sixth glass for
the deacon. It was only then that he suddenly remembered the tenors and
basses, who, not able to endure this sight any longer, had in sheer
desperation made up their minds to go home.
“Come along, come along! What are you afraid of?” said the choir-master,
with a faint attempt to keep up his dignity in the eyes of his
subordinates. The singers started, and one after another came up to the
table. Koustòdiev took a glass, looked at it, held it up to the light,
and suddenly, as if struck with a new idea, turned it upside down into
his mouth, without eating anything.
“Pàvel Ivànovich, and you?”
Pàvel Ivànovich modestly declined.
“Why?”
“Thanks, I won’t take any.”
“Stuff and nonsense! Why not?”
“N—no, I ... really——”
“Rubbish!”
“No; you must excuse me. I have taken a pledge.”
“When?”
“More than a month ago.”
“As you like.”
Pàvel Ivànovich reddened and sat down; the other singers began to make
fun of him. The choir-master, meanwhile, had worked himself up to such a
condition of temerity that he no longer took any notice of the ominous
symptoms of an approaching domestic storm which were plainly audible
from the bedroom. By the time the second pint of spirit was finished the
singers had arrived at the stage of walking unceremoniously up and down
the room, and had begun to talk so loud that their conversation sounded
remarkably like quarrelling. The room grew close and stifling, the
candle began to flare, the deacon’s cigar-smoke got into the people’s
eyes. The choir-master, holding the deacon by his coat-button, assured
him for the tenth time (_à propos_ of nothing) that his wife was an
angel, and that but for her he should have come to utter ruin. The
conversation then jumped with extraordinary rapidity back to music, and
the deacon affirmed that C sharp major and G minor are the same, and
that the whole thing depends upon how you breathe, and finally proved to
demonstration that “all these composers” ought long ago to have been
kicked down stairs. Notwithstanding all this, the choir-master once more
went into the ante-room, waked Pètia, and sent him for a third pint.
“No, no; wait a bit! Just hear what I tell you!” yelled the
choir-master, holding the deacon by the coat.
“All that’s idle talk.”
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