“Who was Buonaparte?”
“There you are! And you certainly _ought_ to know about that. Supposing
visitors come and begin a polite conversation; they’ll say: ‘In
Buonparte’s days so-and-so happened’; and you’ll just have to sit and
blink your eyes. That won’t do.”
They called in the owl as adviser, and she agreed with the falcon that
science and art must be introduced into the establishment; for they
amuse Eagles, and it does ordinary mortals no harm to enjoy them from a
distance either. Knowledge is light, and ignorance is darkness. Any fool
knows how to eat and sleep; but just try and work out a problem; take
the one about the flock of geese, for instance, that’s a very different
matter. In the old days the clever landowners understood that; they knew
that forewarned was forearmed; they were sharp enough to see which side
their bread was buttered. Just take the case of the finch: all the
learning he has is how to draw water in a little bucket, and yet see
what a high price he fetches just for that one trick! “I,” concluded the
owl, “can see in the dark, and I am called wise for that; now, you can
stare at the sun for hours together without ever blinking; and all
people say about you is: ‘That Eagle’s a bit of a blockhead.’”
“Well, I have no objection to science,” said the Eagle, rather
snappishly.
No sooner said than done. On the next day the “Golden Age” began in the
Eagle’s establishment. The starlings set to work to learn by heart the
hymn: “Let our youth be fed with science”; the corn-crakes and
mud-suckers began practising the trumpet; the parrots invented new
tricks. A new tax was laid upon the rooks, to be called “Public
Instruction Tax.” A _Corps des Cadets_ was founded for fledgling falcons
and vultures; and an Academy of Science for owls. They even went the
length of buying a farthing alphabet apiece for the baby rooks. Last but
not least, the oldest patriarch among the starlings was appointed
poet-laureate, with the honorary title of “Vasìli Kirìlych
Trediakòvsky,”[61] and commanded to prepare for a public competition
with the nightingale, to be held on the next morning.
At last the great day dawned. The newly-elected flunkeys were admitted
into the presence of the Eagle, and the tournament of arts began.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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