With the quickness of lightning the Eagle turned upon the owl and tore
her in pieces. An hour later the falcon, knowing nothing of what had
happened, returned from the morning hunt.
“Here is a problem for you,” said he. “We have brought back 60 lbs. of
game. Now, suppose we divide the game into two equal parts, one half for
you and the other half for the remainder of the establishment, how much
of the 60 lbs. will fall to your share?”
“All of it,” replied the Eagle.
“No, no; answer properly,” persisted the falcon. “If it had been “all,”
I shouldn’t have asked you!”
It was not the first time that he had set his pupil such problems; but
on this occasion the tone in which the question was asked struck the
Eagle as quite intolerable. All his blood boiled at the thought that,
when he said “all,” his slave should dare to answer “not all.” Now, it
is a well-known peculiarity of Eagles that, when their blood begins to
boil, they become incapable of distinguishing pedagogical disquisitions
from revolution. The Eagle acted accordingly.
Nevertheless, after finishing up the falcon, the Eagle announced—
“The Scientific ’Cademy is to stop as it is.”
The choir of starlings once more repeated their hymn, “Let our youth be
fed with science.” But it was already plain to every one that the
“Golden Age” was drawing to its close. In the near future darkness and
ignorance were at hand, with their inevitable train—civil war and
general confusion.
The disturbances began with the competition of two candidates for the
post of the defunct falcon—the vulture and the kite. As the attention of
the two rivals was absorbed exclusively in their personal interest, the
affairs of the establishment were to some extent shoved aside and
gradually fell into a neglected condition. In a month there remained not
a trace of the “Golden Age.” The starlings had grown lazy; the
corn-crakes played all out of tune; the white-feathered magpie took to
stealing right and left; and the rooks got so hopelessly behindhand with
the taxes that there was nothing for it but an “_execution_.”[62]
Matters went so far that the servants began to bring the Eagle and his
mate bad meat for dinner.
In order to exculpate themselves from responsibility in all this
mismanagement, the vulture and the kite, for the moment, played into
each other’s claws, and threw all the blame upon education.
“Science,” said they, “is undoubtedly a useful thing, but only under the
right conditions. Our ancestors,” said they, “managed to live without
any science; and we can do the same.”
And, to prove that all the troubles came from science, they set to work
to hunt up conspiracies, and particularly conspiracies in which some
book, if only a prayer-book, was concerned. There began a perfect rain
of searches, police-investigations, and trials.
“Drop it!” suddenly rang through the aerial heights.
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