"Strengers," began he, "when you scare up a grizzly, take my advice, and
gie 'im a wide berth--that is, unless yur unkimmun well mounted. Ov
coorse, ef yur critter kin be depended upon, an' thur's no brush to
'tangle him, yur safe enuf; as no grizzly, as ever I seed, kin catch up
wi' a hoss, whur the ground's open an' clur. F'r all that, whur the
timmer's clost an' brushy, an' the ground o' that sort whur a hoss mout
stummel, it are allers the safest plan to let ole Eph'm slide. I've
seed a grizzly pull down as good a hoss as ever tracked a parairy, whur
the critter hed got bothered in a thicket. The fellur that straddled
him only saved himself by hookin' on to the limb o' a tree. 'Twant two
minnits afore this child kim up--hearin' the rumpus. I hed good sight
o' the bar, an' sent a bullet--sixty to the pound--into the varmint's
brain-pan, when he immediately cawalloped over. But 'twur too late to
save the hoss. He wur rubbed out. The bar had half skinned him, an'
wur tarrin' at his guts! Wagh!"
Here the trapper unsheathed his clasp-knife, and having cut a "chunk"
from a plug of real "Jeemes's River," stuck it into his cheek, and
proceeded with his narration.
"I reck'n, I've seed a putty consid'able o' the grizzly bar in my time.
Ef them thur chaps who writes about all sorts o' varmint hed seed as
much o' the grizzly as I hev, they mout a gin a hul book consarnin' the
critter. Ef I hed a plug o' bacca for every grizzly I've rubbed out, it
'ud keep my jaws waggin' for a good twel'month, I reck'n. Ye-es,
strengers, I've done some bar-killin'--I hev that, an' no mistake!
Hain't I, Mark?
"Wal, I wur a-gwine to tell you ov a sarcumstance that happened to this
child about two yeern ago. It wur upon the Platte, atween Chimbly Rock
an' Laramies'.
"I wur engaged as hunter an' guide to a carryvan o' emigrant folks that
wur on thur way to Oregon.
"Ov coorse I allers kept ahead o' the carryvan, an' picked the place for
thur camp.
"Wal, one arternoon I hed halted whur I seed some timmer, which ur a
scace article about Chimbly Rock. This, thort I, 'll do for
campin'-ground; so I got down, pulled the saddle off o' my ole mar, an'
staked the critter upon the best patch o' grass that wur near, intendin'
she shed hev her gut-full afore the camp cattle kim up to bother her.
"I hed shot a black-tail buck, an' after kindlin' a fire, I roasted a
griskin' o' him, an' ate it.
"Still thur wan't no sign o' the carryvan, an' arter hangin' the buck
out o' reach o' the wolves, I tuk up my rifle, an' set out to
rackynoiter the neighbourhood.
"My mar bein' some'at jaded, I let her graze away, an' went afoot; an'
that, let me tell you, strengers, ar about the foolichest thing you kin
do upon a parairy. I wan't long afore I proved it; but I'll kum to that
by 'm by.
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