What does he talk about to make him so popular? He tells us what he saw
of the coup d’État to which we owe the hated Empire; he talks of the
brandy served out and of the firing into the mob. He—so he assures
me—always aimed at the wall; and I accept his word for it, so
distressed does he appear to me and so ashamed of having taken a hand,
however innocent, in that felon’s game.
He tells us of his watches in the trenches before Sebastopol; he speaks
of his sudden terror when, at night, all alone on outpost duty,
squatting in the snow, he saw fall beside him what he calls a
flower-pot. It blazed and flared and shone and lit up everything
around. The infernal machine threatened to burst at every second; and
our man gave himself up for lost. But nothing happened: the flower-pot
went out quietly. It was a star-shell, an illuminating contrivance
fired to reconnoitre the assailant’s outworks in the dark.
The tragedy of the battle-field is followed by the comedy of the
barracks. He lets us into the mysteries of the stew-pan, the secrets of
the mess, the humorous hardships of the cells. And, as his stock of
anecdotes, seasoned with racy expressions, is inexhaustible, the
supper-hour arrives before any of us has had time to remark how long
the evening is.
Favier first attracted my notice by a master-stroke. One of my friends
had sent me from Marseilles a pair of enormous Crabs, the Maia, the
Sea-spider or Spider-crab of the fishermen. I was unpacking the
captives when the workmen returned from their dinner: painters,
stone-masons, plasterers engaged in repairing the house which had been
empty so long. At the sight of those strange animals, studded with
spikes all over the carapace and perched on long legs that give them a
certain resemblance to a monstrous Spider, the onlookers gave a cry of
surprise, almost of alarm. Favier, for his part, remained unmoved; and,
as he skilfully seized the terrible Spider struggling to get away, he
said
‘I know that thing; I’ve eaten it at Vasna. It’s first-rate.’
And he looked round at the bystanders with an air of humorous mockery
which was meant to convey:
‘You’ve never been out of your hole, you people.’
One more story of him, to have done. A woman living in his
neighbourhood had been, by the doctor’s advice, to take the sea-baths
at Cette. She returned from her trip bringing with her a curious thing,
a strange fruit on which she based high hopes. When held to the ear and
shaken, it rattled, proving that it contained seeds. It was round and
prickly. At one end was a sort of bud, closed with a little white
flower; at the other, a slight cavity was pierced with a few holes.
The neighbour ran round to Favier to show him her find and asked him to
mention it to me. She would make me a present of the precious seeds,
the idea being that some wonderful shrub would grow from them and
beautify my garden.
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