"The people who are coming are chatterers, fools, every one of 'em; but
they're just the people we want to give you a send-off and to blazon
the whole thing right and left. You shall be dressed like a prince
to-night, indeed; I've given Gwilt his orders. And understand that
when you've taken me to my set, _you_ are to take the one at the other
end of the table; don't forget that. You've nothing to be frightened
at, child; they'll rally you, and tease you, some of 'em, but you've
only got to be yourself, and to be quite simple and natural, and I'm
sure I sha'n't blush for you. There are two golden rules for any one
of the male sex entering society: one is, that every man he meets is
a fine fellow, worthy of his admiration; and the other, that every
woman, even if she's ninety, and ugly as the devil, is a goddess to be
bowed before. Let him remember that always, and, by the Lord! he'll be
popular."
Comethup was dressed early that night, by his aunt's instructions, in
a soft, loose suit of brown velvet, with a wide lace collar on his
shoulders--lace of a value which had made Comethup blink at the mere
naming of the price in his hearing. Deep lace ruffles fell over his
small hands, and he looked altogether a captivating little figure as he
joined his aunt in the drawing room, where she was awaiting the arrival
of her guests. She drew him toward her and ran her hands quickly all
over him, to assure herself that everything was right.
"I wish I had eyes to-night, child," she said, with a little sigh. "But
I shall know what you look like by the impression you create."
Comethup only dimly remembered that evening afterward. He knew that
a great number of people came, all very richly dressed, and most of
the ladies blazing with diamonds; that a number of the ladies went
into raptures over him, and that one of the gentlemen, who chuckled
tremendously at everything any one said, dubbed him "Prince Charming";
that, seated at his end of the table, with a gigantic footman standing
behind him, he sent every one within hearing into paroxysms of laughter
by returning what he thought were perfectly polite and natural
answers to questions which were asked him; that Miss Carlaw leaned
her head sideways to catch what was said, and nodded and smiled, and
was altogether immensely delighted with the success her nephew was
achieving.
Indeed, the astute old lady made quite a mystery of him; hinted at a
romantic parentage, and refused to say where she had discovered him, or
anything about him. She called him to her, as the ladies were leaving
the room, and put her arm about his neck and bent down and whispered:
"You're a wonder, Comethup; I'm very well pleased with you, Prince
Charming."
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