One day and up to two thirty in the Night they fought and argued the
Klan. It was the most exciting and Dramatic night I ever saw in my life.
After 11 hundred Delegates voted and recounted and voted the thing
stood only about one vote apart, in fact a fraction of a vote, due to
North Carolina, instead of having an election and naming 24 Delegates,
just letting the whole State come as Delegates and giving each one the
usual Volstead Ratio, Half of one percent of a Vote.
Alaska voted one Klu Klux away up there. Can you imagine a man in all
that Snow and Cold with nothing on but a thin white Sheet and Pillow
Slip?
My old Friend W. J. Bryan made one of his characteristic speeches. He
said that if they split the Democratic Party with this Klan issue that
another great Party would arise to take its place. Some guy up in the
Gallery started Booing him. He just stopped and waited a minute until
the heckler quit, then he said: “But no great leader of any Party has
ever come from the Gallery.” After that they laid off him.
Ex-Secretary of War Baker made a Speech on the League of Nations and
spoke of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse, meaning I suppose, Borah, La
Follette, Johnson and Brookhart.
I arrived late one morning, well only about 15 minutes late, and they
had nominated five men for president already. I asked a Man in the
Press stand who they were and he said, “You wasn’t here and you know
them as well as I do.”
I had a friend who wanted to be nominated but all the nominating
speakers were so given out that he had to let it go until next
Election, that is in case they ever have another one.
If the one who is nominated can only swing the votes of the ones who
were defeated he will give Mr. Coolidge a tight race.
Talk about Presidential Timber. Why, man, they had whole Lumber yards
of it here.
There was so many being Nominated that some of the Men making the
nominating Speeches had never even met the man they were nominating.
I know they had not from the way they talked about them.
Every time the speaker nominated somebody, why the Band would strike
up what they thought was an appropriate tune. The bird nominated Gov.
Brown of New Hampshire kept talking and referring to “The Old Granite
State. That Glorious old Granite State.” When he finished the Band
played “Rock of Ages”. There was granite for you.
They nominated from a list of all Democrats. They drew them out the
night before the convention.
Some Man named Stuart from Illinois got up to nominate somebody, and we
knew we would hear something about Lincoln being born in Illinois, and
sure enough we did. He kept quoting Lincoln’s famous remark about, “God
must have loved the common people because he made so many of them.”
Well this Bird kept talking about his man being for the common people,
and he flopped terribly. You are not going to get people’s votes
nowadays by calling them common. Lincoln might have said it but I bet
you it was not until after he was elected.
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