The supper passed gaily. Everybody had a good appetite. Gredel helped
the children; Coucou Peter filled the glasses, and proposed, first,
the health of Maître Frantz—next, that of Pastor Schweitzer. The
illustrious philosopher celebrated the peregrination of souls, and
the pastor eulogised his progeny with tender benevolence. Fritz was
going to be a minister; he cared for nothing but the Bible; he was a
highly-intelligent child. Wilhelm promised to be admirably fitted for
commerce; and Ludwig could not fail to become a general, for he played
on the fife from morning till night. Mathéus would not contradict the
philosophical opinions of his host; but he thought they all belonged,
without exception, to the family of the penguins, remarkable for their
short wings, large stomachs, and insatiable appetites.
It was a very gentle satisfaction for the illustrious philosopher to see
his foresight confirmed on the arrival of the dessert; these little ones
then set to eating cream, cakes, and tarts with surprising avidity. Fritz
cracked filberts; Wilhelm crammed raisins into his pocket; and little
Ludwig drank Gredel’s wine every time she turned her head to smile at
Coucou Peter.
At the end of the meal the pastor had his meerschaum brought him, and,
while listening to the address of Maître Frantz, who was requesting the
use of the temple for the purpose of announcing his doctrine, lit it;
then, throwing himself back in his arm-chair, he blew a few puffs of
smoke into the air, and with the utmost quietude of manner replied—
“Illustrious philosopher! you are possessed by a truly affecting
philosophic ardour, and it would be a real pleasure to me to be of
service to you. But, as to the temple, it is not to be thought of; I
cannot raise up against myself the antagonism of such irresistible
eloquence as yours; that is too much to expect of human weakness. But,
thank Heaven, we have a casino at Saverne—that is to say, a place of
reunion for the élite of society: barristers, judges, procureurs, all
well-informed persons, who will like nothing better than to listen to you
and profit by your instruction. If you wish it——”
“It is the Being of Beings Himself who has inspired you with the idea of
conducting me to this place!” cried Mathéus, interrupting him. “There is
not a moment to be lost; the universe has too long trembled in doubt and
uncertainty.”
“Restrain your impatience, illustrious philosopher!” replied the pastor.
“In the first place, it will be as well to have your boots blacked. I
know well that a superior mind does not trouble itself with such details,
but polished boots can do no harm to your eloquence. Besides that, Gredel
will give your coat a brush, so that you may conform to the oratorical
decorum recommended by Cicero; by which time I hope to have finished my
pipe, and we will set off.”
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