The Illustrious PrinceOppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
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The Illustrious Prince
Oppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
Detective and mystery stories; Princes -- Fiction
“Not only to Paris,” the other replied dryly, “but to discover one Mr.
James B. Coulson, whose health I now have the pleasure of drinking.”
Mr. Coulson drained the glass which the waiter had just filled.
“Well, this licks me!” he exclaimed. “How any one in their senses could
believe that there was any connection between me and Hamilton Fynes or
that other young swell, I can’t imagine.”
“You knew Hamilton Fynes,” Mr. Gaynsforth remarked. “That fact came out
at the inquest. You appeared to have known him better than most men. Mr.
Vanderpole had just left you when he was murdered,--that also came out
at the inquest.”
“Kind of queer, wasn’t it,” Mr. Coulson remarked meditatively, “how I
seemed to get hung up with both of them? You may also remember that at
the inquest Mr. Vanderpole’s business with me was testified to by the
chief of his department.”
“Certainly,” Mr. Gaynsforth answered. “However, that’s neither here nor
there. Everything was properly arranged, so far as you were concerned,
of course. That doesn’t alter my friend’s convictions. This is a
business matter with me, and if the two thousand pounds don’t sound
attractive enough, well, the amount must be revised, that’s all. But
I want you to understand this, Mr. Coulson, I represent a man or a
syndicate, or call it what you will.”
“Call it a Government,” Mr. Coulson muttered under his breath.
“Call it what you will,” Mr. Gaynsforth continued, with an air of
not having heard the interruption, “we have the money and we want the
information. You can give it to us if you like. We don’t ask for too
much. We don’t even ask for the name of the man who committed these
crimes. But we do want to know the nature of those papers, exactly
what position Mr. Hamilton Fynes occupied in the Stamp and Excise Duty
department at Washington, and, finally, what the mischief you are doing
over here in Paris.”
“Have you ordered the supper?” Mr. Coulson inquired anxiously.
“I have ordered everything you suggested,” Mr. Gaynsforth
answered,--“some oysters, a chicken en casserole, lettuce salad, some
cheese, and a magnum of Pommery.”
“It is understood that you are my host?” Mr. Coulson insisted.
“Absolutely,” his companion declared. “I consider it an honor.”
“Then,” Mr. Coulson said, pointing out his empty glass to the
_sommelier_, “we may as well understand one another. To you I am Mr.
James B. Coulson, travelling in patents for woollen machinery. If you
put a quarter of a million of francs upon that table, I am still Mr.
James B. Coulson, travelling in woollen machinery. And if you add a
million to that, and pile up the notes so high that they touch the
ceiling, I remain Mr. James B. Coulson, travelling in patents for
woollen machinery. Now, if you’ll get that firmly into your head and
stick to it and believe it, there’s no reason why you and I shouldn’t
have a pleasant evening.”
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