The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York GhettoCahan, Abraham
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The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York Ghetto
Cahan, Abraham
Jews -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction; United States -- Emigration and immigration -- Fiction
The daughter of a Seventh Ward landlord had been betrothed to a
successful custom peddler, her father promising one thousand dollars
in cash, in addition to a complete household outfit, as her marriage
portion. As the fixed wedding-day drew near, the choson was one day
shocked to receive from his would-be father-in-law the intimation that
his girl and the household outfit were good enough on their own
merits, and that the thousand dollars would have to be dispensed with.
The young man immediately cut short his visits to the landlord's
daughter; but a fortnight had hardly elapsed before he found himself
behind prison bars on an action brought in the name of his
brokenhearted sweetheart. How the matter was compromised does not
concern our story; but the news, which for several days was the main
topic of gossip in the peddler stores, reached Rouvke; and the effect
it had on him the reader may well imagine: it riddled to pieces the
only unfavorable argument in his discussion of Feive's offer.
A still more powerful element in reaching a conclusion was with Rouvke
the following incident:--
One day he went to see the shadchen, who had his lodging in the house
of a fellow townsman. While he stood behind the door adjusting his
necktie, as he now invariably did before entering a house, he
overheard a loud dialogue between the housewife and her boarder.
Catching his own name, Rouvke paused with bated breath to listen.
"Pray, don't be talking nonsense, Reb Feive," came to the ears of our
eavesdropper. "Peretz the distiller give his Hanele in marriage to
Rouvke Arbel!--That pock-pitted bugbear and Hanele! Such a beauty,
such a pampered child! Why, anybody would be glad to marry her,
penniless as she may be. She marry that horrid thing, slop-tub,
cholera that he is!"
Rouvke was cut to the quick; and shivering before the prospect of
hearing some further uncomplimentary allusions to himself, he was on
the point of beating retreat; but the very thought of those epithets
continuing to be uttered at his expense, even though beyond his
hearing, was too painful to bear; and so he put a stop to them by a
knock at the door.
"But are you really sure, Reb Feive, that Reb Peretz will have me?" he
queried, after a little, all of a flutter, in a private conversation
with the shadchen, in the bedroom.
"Leave it to me," the marriage-broker replied. "I have managed greater
things in my lifetime. It is as good as settled."
"See if I do not marry Hanele after all, if only to spite you,
grudging witch that you are!" Rouvke, in his heart, addressed to his
townswoman, on emerging from the pitchy darkness of the little
bedroom.
"Good-by, Mrs. Kohen!" his tongue then said, as his eyes looked
daggers at her.
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