The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York GhettoCahan, Abraham
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The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York Ghetto
Cahan, Abraham
Jews -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction; United States -- Emigration and immigration -- Fiction
"He is practicing to be a boss," observed David, whose attention was
attracted to the spectacle by the finisher's shriek.
Beile's voice brought Heyman to his feet, and disentangling the little
fellow's fingers from the girl's hair, he fell to "plastering his
nasty cheeks for him," as he put it. At this juncture the door opened
to admit the little culprit's father. Heyman skulked away to his seat,
and, burying his head in his work, he proceeded to drown, in the
whir-r, whir-r of his machine, the screams of the boy, who would have
struck a much higher key had his mamma happened on the spot.
Lipman took off his coat, substituted his greasy velvet skull-cap for
his derby, and lighting a cigar with an air of good-natured
business-like importance, he advanced to Meyer's corner and fell to
examining a coat.
"And what does _he_ look like?" David asked himself, scrutinizing his
task-master. "Like a broom with its stick downward," he concluded to
his own satisfaction. "And his snuff-box?"--meaning Lipman's huge
nose--"A perfect fiddle!--And his mouth? Deaf-mutes usually have such
mouths. And his beard? He has entirely too much of it, and it's too
pretty for his face. It must have got there by mistake."
Presently the door again flew open, and Mrs. Lipman, heavily loaded
with parcels and panting for breath, came waddling in with an elderly
couple in tow.
"Greenhorns," Meyer remarked. "Must be fellow townspeople of
hers--lately arrived."
"She looks like a tea-kettle, and she is puffing like one, too," David
thought, after an indifferent gaze at the newcomers, looking askance
at his stout, dowdyish little "Missis." "No," he then corrected
himself, "she rather resembles a broom with its stick out. That's it!
And wouldn't it be a treat to tie a stick to her head and to sweep the
floor with the horrid thing! And her mouth? Why, it makes me think she
does nothing but sneeze."
"Here is Leizer! Leizer, look at the guests I have brought you!" Zlate
exclaimed, as she threw down her bundles. "Be seated, Reb Avrom; be
seated, Basse. This is our factory," she went on, with a smile of
mixed welcome and triumph, after the demonstrative greetings were
over. "It is rather too small, isn't it? but we are going to move into
larger and better quarters."
Meyer was not mistaken. Zlate's visitors had recently arrived from her
birthplace, a poor town in Western Russia, where they had occupied a
much higher social position than their present hostess, and Mrs.
Lipman, coming upon them on Hester Street, lost no time in inviting
them to her house, in order to overwhelm them with her American
achievements.
"Come, I want to show you my parlor," Mrs. Lipman said, beckoning to
her country people, and before they were given an opportunity to avail
themselves of the chairs which she had offered them, they were towed
into the front room.
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