The Independence Day Horror at KillsburyCoolidge, Asenath Carver
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The Independence Day Horror at Killsbury
Coolidge, Asenath Carver
Children -- Death -- Fiction; Didactic fiction; Fireworks -- Fiction; Fourth of July -- Fiction
"But you'd better divide up with the ladies, Mr. Schwarmer," laughed
Rattlinger, "or you will have to enter the field against them; I don't
believe you want to do that. At least I shouldn't. I should know that I
would have to beat a retreat in the end and I should rather beat a retreat
in the beginning while I could do it and save my honor; as the famous
French General always did. I would not wait 'til I had a lot of
indictments social or otherwise tacked onto my coat-skirts. As I
understand it they have quite a number of things laid up against you; and
you know the ladies are famous for making things look picturesque."
The laugh of the President at this remark was so contagious that Schwarmer
couldn't help joining in.
"It's all over with you, my good man," said the President, slapping him on
the shoulder as he proceeded to put on his hat.
"The _women people_ have pleaded guilty--guilty of doing a good deed and
they have won their case according to Lawyer Rattlinger's opinion. You had
better send the library along at once. A little concession of that sort
makes everything run as smooth as silk."
The President and the lawyer went home to tea and Schwarmer returned to
the city on the next train. Nothing was heard from him until September
first. Then he came on in his rushing way with a surveyor, two architects
and half a dozen contractors. The news ran through the town like wild
fire that he was really going to begin the long looked for library
building. It was to be on the vacant lot where he was born. The house not
being of a substantial character had been demolished long ago and the lot
itself had been voted a nuisance by the adjacent neighbors; so there were
more reasons than one for rejoicing. The ladies were especially delighted.
"Behold the result of your maiden speech!" exclaimed Ralph when he came
home with the good news.
"Newly married speech," laughed Ruth; but as Ralph went on to tell of the
large preparations which were being made she shook her pretty head and
"hoped Schwarmer would not be so idiotic as to put all his donation into a
splendid building and leave nothing for books. A good plain, commodious
building is what we want. Not a palatial, monumental thing that will make
our homes look like hovels and turn out to be a monument for himself, for
us to keep in order."
"Seneca the Sensible," were Ralph's next words, "but, you are right, dear
love," he added, "Schwarmer needs watching. 'Eternal vigilance' is the
price when you deal with such a man. The corporation is not obliged to
accept his library unless it is properly furnished and endowed. I'll speak
to the Golden Rule President about that, at once. Bless your heart for
putting it into my head."
"Who in the world is Dombey bringing us?" exclaimed Ruth as her dog came
leaping and frisking up the walk. "He acts as though he had secured a
great prize."
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