The Independence Day Horror at KillsburyCoolidge, Asenath Carver
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The Independence Day Horror at Killsbury
Coolidge, Asenath Carver
Children -- Death -- Fiction; Didactic fiction; Fireworks -- Fiction; Fourth of July -- Fiction
"Proceed then, young man. Push ahead with the sounding. You have my hearty
permission, most assuredly you have. You seem like an only son already;
and you have my best wishes for your success with the plummet-line, so to
speak. No use of wasting any great amount of lead on it, though, most
assuredly not. You will be able to ascertain the exact degree of
perpendicularity in Addie's case without an enormous waste of time or
money. She is straight up and down as a rule, most decidedly so. There's
nothing crooked about her or slantendicular, as there often is about the
opposite sex--rest assured there is not. Unlike the vast majority of
fathers I have kept up an intimate acquaintance with my daughter ever
since she was born, and I can give you my hand or oath on that point, most
assuredly I can. I've nothing more to say except that I shall keep an eye
on the other fellows while you are away, and that she's heart free to
date. She's only a grown up child, so to speak--all ready to bloom but not
fully bloomed out, rest assured she is not."
With such characteristic assurance, Mr. Bombs left his prospective
father-in-law to seek Adelaide. He was anxious to make his first
experiment with the plummet-line as Mr. Schwarmer had not altogether
inaptly called it. It pleased him to fancy that he had already scored a
success in the matrimonial line, but whether it was Mr. Schwarmer's hearty
permission to talk freely to his daughter, or the plummet-line
illustration that tickled his fancy the most, he could hardly have told.
He may have been pleased to think that his own expression as to "sounding
the depths," had been its inspiration, for he was at the age when he was
beginning to use idiomatic language and large-sized words and would be apt
to note their effectiveness. As to Schwarmer, he may have had a youthful
experience with plummet-lines even though it may have gone no farther than
the sounding of a goose-pond.
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