The Independence Day Horror at KillsburyCoolidge, Asenath Carver
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The Independence Day Horror at Killsbury
Coolidge, Asenath Carver
Children -- Death -- Fiction; Didactic fiction; Fireworks -- Fiction; Fourth of July -- Fiction
The bull's head that was formed while Adelaide was forming her opinions
was shaped like a veritable bull's head and outlined with stars of small
magnitude. From its mouth and nostrils issued great streams of different
colored fires. The bellowings were effectively but mysteriously produced.
"I can't see faw the life of me, Mr. Bombs, just how you could have
compassed all that," Miss Drawling was saying, when something in the
nature of a revelation cut short her sentence. The bellowings suddenly
ceased and loud oaths and grumblings and groanings took their place. Mr.
Bombs rushed behind the scenes and saw the man whom he had engaged to do
the bellowing, lying in a collapsed condition on the floor of the stage
with a whiskey bottle in his hand.
"Confound you!" exclaimed Bombs, "what does all this mean?"
"It means that the lungs av me have been giving out with the dress
rehearsal and the play on top av it and I am sthriving to reinforce
them."
"Allow me to say that your efforts are not successful. You can be excused
until further notice, and you," he added turning to the chief Pyro, "will
oblige me by winding up the spectacle without any more swearing."
The spectacle of Johnny Bull's Bellows was wound up according to order and
Mr. Bombs appeared on the stage and gave a humorous account of the
complication behind the scenes which had cut off the spectacle rather
prematurely, and added that it was not quite so bad as the thing that had
happened to Mr. Pang on his first presentation of the burning of Rome. He
related the incident and the guests were greatly amused--almost as much,
perhaps, as they would have been if "Johnny Bull's Bellowings" had been
carried out to the full extent.
And so, Mr. Bombs fancied he had not failed after all. If he had done
nothing more he had proved himself to have the proper personality for the
making of a successful Pyro-King. He could fascinate and mystify the
public. "You see," he said to Adelaide the next morning, "I might better
have such accidents and experiences now than when I get about my larger
piece--'The Battle of the Wilderness.'"
"The Battle of the Wilderness!" exclaimed Adelaide. "Is it possible you
are going to try making an amusement out of that dreadful battle?"
"Yes, it's a possibility," laughed Bombs, "and I know of another
possibility, that will match it beautifully."
"What is it, Mr. Bombs?"
"That Miss Adelaide Schwarmer will not be so scrupulous about such matters
when I return from Europe as she is now."
"Why do you think so, Mr. Bombs? Have you changed that way since you were
my age?"
"No, Miss Adelaide, but I was a boy and you are a girl."
"What difference could that make, Mr. Bombs."
"A mighty sight of difference, Miss Adelaide. You were not educated or
expected to have anything to do with business concerns. I was and with the
very biggest kind, and they all mean war, more or less."
"O dear, how dreadful! I can't understand it at all, Mr. Bombs."
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