Anarchists -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Impostors and imposture -- Fiction; Murder -- Investigation -- Fiction; Mystery fiction
The conversation was taking place in Mrs. Purcell's drawing-room round
a cheerful fire. In the next room Olive was writing letters. She was,
in truth, somewhat depressed by the non-appearance of Mallow, whom she
had expected that evening, and felt little inclined for conversation.
True to his promise, Aldean had called at Mallow's rooms after dinner,
but, finding there neither his friend nor a telegram, had come over to
enjoy himself at Campden Hill. But that the business on hand might not
be neglected, he had left word that, if a telegram came, it was to be
sent on to him at Mrs. Purcell's house. Mallow's absence had not
surprised him. He concluded that he was in the neighbourhood of Poplar
Street, Hain-hunting. As it was, Mallow was at that moment a prisoner
in the Anarchist den, and, by his very warning to Aldean that his
absence might be indefinite, he had done away with all chance of
rescue.
Jim's true errand to Campden Hill was to propose to Miss Ostergaard.
He was determined to know the worst--or the best--before leaving for
Italy. But it chanced that Mrs. Purcell's Johnsonian mania was strong
upon her, for she pestered the poor boy with a hundred and one details
concerning her celebrated Samuel, until he fervently wished that he or
Johnson had never been born--not to speak of Bean, Goldy, Reynolds,
and all other illustrious old bores idolized of Mrs. Purcell. He was
hopelessly dazed with it all--and looked it. Nor did it add to his
comfort in any degree to find Tui heartily laughing at his plight. It
became too much for the wretched Jim. He grew both desperate and rude.
"Seems to me, the most creditable thing about Johnson," said he,
crossly, "was that he didn't murder Boswell."
"Murder Boswell!" gasped Mrs. Purcell. "Murder his biographer?"
"I mean the fellow who was always asking questions," explained Jim. "I
can't think how Johnson put up with his silly gabble. Fancy a fellow
asking another fellow what he'd do if he was shut up in a castle with
a baby. Such bosh, y'know!"
"Lord Aldean," said Mrs. Purcell, solemnly rising, "you are evidently
not aware that it was Boswell's object to afford the great Doctor an
opportunity for the display of his unrivalled fund of argument."
"And of contradiction," hinted Tui, sweetly.
Mrs. Purcell shook her head sadly. "I perceive that you are both of
you of the earth, earthly," she said pityingly. "The solemnity of the
learned lexicographer's periods is lost upon you. Rubina, let us leave
these unideaed young people to their own puny, foolish ways."
"Yes, Priscilla," said Miss Slarge, rising. "I must return to my
desk."
"No, Rubina, not with my consent. You shall do no such thing. To tax
your brain at so late an hour is the height of folly. In the next room
we will play draughts; it is a cheerful amusement."
Miss Slarge sighed, but complied. She knew from experience the
futility of attempting to argue with her ponderous sister.
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