The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and MarvelsIngoldsby, Thomas
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The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and Marvels
Ingoldsby, Thomas
English fiction -- 19th century; English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
Sir Guy was a brave knight, and a tall; but he was no scholar.
"Alas! my poor Sister!" sighed Ingoldsby.
"Alas! my poor Mistress!" sobbed Beatrice.
Sir Guy neither sighed nor sobbed;--his grief was too deep-seated for
outward manifestation.
"And how long, Doctor--?" The afflicted husband could not finish the
sentence.
Doctor Butts withdrew his hand from the wrist of the dying lady; he
pointed to the horologe; scarcely a quarter of its sand remained in the
upper moiety. Again he shook his head; the eye of the patient waxed
dimmer, the rattling in the throat increased.
"What's become of Father Francis?" whimpered Beatrice.
"The last consolations of the church--" suggested Everard.
A darker shade came over the brow of Sir Guy.
"Where _is_ the Confessor?" continued his grieving brother-in-law.
"In the pantry," cried Marion Hacket pertly, as she tripped down stairs
in search of that venerable ecclesiastic;--"in the pantry, I warrant
me."--The bower-woman was not wont to be in the wrong;--in the pantry
was the holy man discovered,--at his devotions.
"_Pax vobiscum!_" said Father Francis, as he entered the chamber of
death.
"_Vita brevis!_" retorted Doctor Butts:--he was not a man to be
browbeat out of his Latin,--and by a paltry Friar Minim, too. Had
it been a Bishop, indeed,--or even a mitred Abbot;--but a miserable
Franciscan!
"_Benedicite!_" said the friar.
"_Ars longa!_" returned the Leech.
Doctor Butts adjusted the tassels of his falling band; drew his short
sad-coloured cloak closer around him; and, grasping his cross-handled
walking-staff, stalked majestically out of the apartment.--Father
Francis had the field to himself.
The worthy chaplain hastened to administer the last rites of the
church. To all appearance he had little time to lose; as he concluded,
the dismal toll of the passing-bell sounded from the belfry tower;
little Hubert, the bandy-legged sacristan, was pulling with all his
might.--It was a capital contrivance that same passing-bell:--which of
the Urbans or Innocents invented it is a query; but, whoever he was, he
deserved well of his country and of Christendom.
Ah! our ancestors were not such fools, after all, as we, their
degenerate children, conceit them to have been. The passing bell! a
most solemn warning to imps of every description, is not to be regarded
with impunity: the most impudent _Succubus_ of them all dare as well
dip his claws in holy water, as come within the verge of its sound.
Old Nick himself, if he sets any value at all upon his tail, had
best convey himself clean out of hearing, and leave the way open to
Paradise. Little Hubert continued pulling with all his might, and St.
Peter began to look out for a customer.
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