The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and MarvelsIngoldsby, Thomas
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The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and Marvels
Ingoldsby, Thomas
English fiction -- 19th century; English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
And now comes the moment--the watches and clocks
All point to _eleven_!--the bolts and the locks
Give way--and the party turn out their bag-fox!--
With step noiseless and light, Though half in a fright,
"A cup in her left hand, a draught in her right,"
In her robe long and black, and her veil long and white,
Ma'amselle Agnes des Moulins walks in as a Sprite!--
She approaches the bed With the same silent tread
Just as though she had been at least half a year dead!
Then seating herself on the "rush-bottom'd chair,"
Throws a cold stony glance on the Black Mousquetaire.
If you're one of the "play-going public," kind reader,
And not a Moravian or rigid Seceder,
You've seen Mr. Kean, I mean in that scene
Of Macbeth,--by some thought the crack one of the piece,
Which has been so well painted by Mr. M'Clise,--
When he wants, after having stood up to say grace,[22]
To sit down to his haggis, and can't find a place;
You remember his stare At the high-back'd arm-chair,
Where the Ghost sits that nobody else knows is there,
And how, after saying "What man dares I dare!"
He proceeds to declare He should not so much care
If it came in the shape of a "tiger" or "bear,"
But he don't like its shaking its long gory hair!
While the obstinate Ghost, as determined to brave him,
With a horrible grin, Sits, and cocks up his chin,
Just as though he was asking the tyrant to shave him.
And Lenox and Rosse Seem quite at a loss
If they ought to go on with their sheep's head and sauce;
And Lady Macbeth looks uncommonly cross,
And says in a huff It's all "Proper stuff!"--
All this you'll have seen, Reader, often enough;
So, perhaps 'twill assist you in forming some notion
Of what must have been François Xavier's emotion,
If you fancy what troubled Macbeth to be _doubled_,
And, instead of one Banquo to stare in his face
Without "speculation," suppose he'd _a brace_!
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