The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and MarvelsIngoldsby, Thomas
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The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and Marvels
Ingoldsby, Thomas
English fiction -- 19th century; English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
He has skulls, ribs, and vertebræ there,
~Bloudie Jacke~!
And thigh-bones;--and, though it's so dim,
Yet it's plain to be seen
He has pick'd them quite clean,--
She expects to be torn limb from limb,
So grim
He looks at her--and she looks at him!
She has given him a bun and a roll,
~Bloudie Jacke~!
She has given him a roll and a bun,
And a Shrewsbury cake, Of ~Pailin's~[42] own make,
Which she happened to take ere her run
She begun--
She'd been used to a luncheon at One.
It's "a pretty particular Fix,"
~Bloudie Jacke~!
--Above,--there's the Maiden that's dead;
Below--growling at her-- There's that Cannibal Cur,
Who at present is munching her bread,
Instead
Of her leg,--or her arm,--or her head.
It's "a pretty particular Fix,"
~Bloudie Jacke~!
She is caught like a mouse in a trap;--
Stay! there's something, I think,
That has slipp'd through a chink,
And fall'n, by a singular hap,
Slap,
Into poor little Mary-Anne's lap!
It's a very fine little gold ring,
~Bloudie Jacke~!
Yet, though slight, it's remarkably stout,
But it's made a sad stain, Which will always remain
On her frock--for Blood will not wash out;
I doubt
Salts of Lemon won't bring it about!
She has grasp'd that gold ring in her hand,
~Bloudie Jacke~!
In an instant she stands on the floor,
She makes but one bound O'er the back of the hound,
And a hop, skip, and jump to the door,
And she's o'er
The drawbridge she'd traversed before!
Her hair's floating loose in the breeze,
~Bloudie Jacke~!
For gone is her "bonnet of blue."
--Now the Barbican's past!-- Her legs "go it" as fast
As two drumsticks a-beating tattoo,
As they do
At Réveillie, Parade, or Review!
She has run into Shrewsbury town,
~Bloudie Jacke~!
She has called out the Beadle and May'r,
And the Justice of Peace, And the Rural Police,
Till "Battle Field" swarms like a Fair,--
And see there!--
E'en the Parson's beginning to swear!!
There's a pretty to-do in your Tower,
~Bloudie Jacke~!
In your Tower there's a pretty to-do!
All the people of Shrewsbury Playing old gooseberry
With your choice bits of taste and _virtù_;
Each bijou
Is upset in their search after you!
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