The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and MarvelsIngoldsby, Thomas
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The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and Marvels
Ingoldsby, Thomas
English fiction -- 19th century; English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
A cold sirloin, big enough to frighten a Frenchman, filled the place
of honour, counter-checked by a game-pie of no stinted dimensions;
while a silver flagon of "humming-bub,"--_viz._ ale strong enough to
blow a man's beaver off,--smiled opposite in treacherous amenity.
The sideboard groaned beneath sundry massive cups and waiters of
the purest silver; while the huge skull of a fallow deer, with its
branching horns, frowned majestically above. All spoke of affluence,
of comfort,--all save the master, whose restless eye and feverish look
hinted but too plainly the severest mental or bodily disorder. By the
side of the proprietor of the mansion sat his consort, a lady now past
the bloom of youth, yet still retaining many of its charms. The clear
olive of her complexion, and "the darkness of her Andalusian eye," at
once betrayed her foreign origin; in fact, her "lord and master," as
husbands were even then, by a legal fiction, denominated, had taken
her to his bosom in a foreign country. The cadet of his family, Master
Thomas Marsh, had early in life been engaged in commerce. In the
pursuit of his vocation he had visited Antwerp, Hamburg, and most of
the Hanse Towns; and had already formed a tender connexion with the
orphan offspring of one of old Alva's officers, when the unexpected
deaths of one immediate, and two presumptive, heirs placed him next in
succession to the family acres. He married, and brought home his bride:
who, by the decease of the venerable possessor, heart-broken at the
loss of his elder children, became eventually lady of Marston-Hall.
It has been said that she was beautiful, yet was her beauty of a
character that operates on the fancy more than the affections; she was
one to be admired rather than loved. The proud curl of her lip, the
firmness of her tread, her arched brow and stately carriage, showed
the decision, not to say haughtiness, of her soul; while her glances,
whether lightening with anger, or melting in extreme softness, betrayed
the existence of passions as intense in kind as opposite in quality.
She rose as Erasmus entered the parlour, and, bestowing on him a look
fraught with meaning, quitted the room, leaving him in unrestrained
communication with his patient.
"'Fore George, Master Buckthorne!" exclaimed the latter, as the Leech
drew near, "I will no more of your pharmacy;--burn, burn,--gnaw,
gnaw,--I had as lief the foul fiend were in my gizzard as one of your
drugs. Tell me in the devil's name, what is the matter with me!"
Thus conjured, the practitioner paused, and even turned somewhat
pale. There was a perceptible faltering in his voice, as, evading the
question, he asked, "What say your other physicians?"
"Doctor Phiz says it is wind,--Doctor Fuz says it is water,--and Doctor
Buz says it is something between wind and water."
"They are all of them wrong," said Erasmus Buckthorne.
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