The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and MarvelsIngoldsby, Thomas
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The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and Marvels
Ingoldsby, Thomas
English fiction -- 19th century; English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
Master José was a youth well-favoured, and comely to look upon. His
office was that of page to the dame; an office which, after long
remaining in abeyance, has been of late years revived, as may well be
seen in the persons of sundry smart hobbledehoys, now constantly to
be met with on staircases and in boudoirs, clad, for the most part,
in garments fitted tightly to the shape, the lower moiety adorned
with a broad strip of crimson or silver lace, and the upper with what
the first Wit of our times has described as "a favourable eruption
of buttons." The precise duties of this employment have never, as
far as we have heard, been accurately defined. The perfuming a
handkerchief, the combing a lap-dog, and the occasional presentation
of a sippet-shaped _billet doux_, are, and always have been, among
them; but these a young gentleman standing five foot ten, and aged
nineteen "last grass," might well be supposed to have outgrown. José,
however, kept his place, perhaps because he was not fit for any other.
To the conference between his mistress and the physician he had not
been admitted; his post was to keep watch and ward in the ante-room;
and, when the interview was concluded, he attended the lady and her
visitor as far as the court-yard, where he held, with all due respect,
the stirrup for the latter, as he once more resumed his position on the
back of Punch.
Who is it that says "little pitchers have large ears?" Some deep
metaphysician of the potteries, who might have added that they have
also quick eyes, and sometimes silent tongues. There was a little
metaphorical piece of crockery of this class, who, screened by a huge
elbow-chair, had sat a quiet and unobserved spectator of the whole
proceedings between her mamma and Master Erasmus Buckthorne. This was
Miss Marian Marsh, a rosy-cheeked laughter-loving imp of some six years
old; but one who could be mute as a mouse when the fit was on her. A
handsome and highly polished cabinet of the darkest ebony occupied a
recess at one end of the apartment; this had long been a great subject
of speculation to little Miss. Her curiosity, however, had always
been repelled; nor had all her coaxing ever won her an inspection
of the thousand and one pretty things which its recesses no doubt
contained. On this occasion it was unlocked, and Marian was about to
rush forward in eager anticipation of a peep at its interior, when,
child as she was, the reflection struck her that she would stand a
better chance of carrying her point by remaining _perdue_. Fortune for
once favoured her: she crouched closer than before, and saw her mother
take something from one of the drawers, which she handed over to the
Leech. Strange mutterings followed, and words whose sound was foreign
to her youthful ears. Had she been older, their import, perhaps, might
have been equally unknown.--After a while there was a pause; and then
the lady, as in answer to a requisition from the gentleman, placed in
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