The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and MarvelsIngoldsby, Thomas
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The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and Marvels
Ingoldsby, Thomas
English fiction -- 19th century; English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
The little man had seated himself in the centre of the circle upon the
large skull, elevating his legs at an angle of forty-five degrees. In
this position he spun round with a velocity to be equalled only by that
of a tee-totum, the red roses on his insteps seeming to describe a
circle of fire. The best buckskins that ever mounted at Melton had soon
yielded to such rotatory friction--but he spun on--the Cat mewed, bats
and obscene birds fluttered over-head; Erasmus was seen to raise his
weapon, the clock struck!--and Marsh, who had "ducked" at the instant,
popped up his head again, spitting and sputtering, half-choked with
the infernal solution, which had insinuated itself into his mouth, and
ears, and nose. All disgust at his nauseous dip, was, however, at once
removed, when, casting his eyes on the glass, he saw the consternation
of the party whose persons it exhibited. Erasmus had evidently made his
blow and failed; the figure was unmutilated; the hilt remained in the
hand of the striker, while the shivered blade lay in shining fragments
on the floor.
The Conjuror ceased his spinning, and brought himself to an anchor;
the Black Cat purred,--its purring seemed strangely mixed with the
self-satisfied chuckle of a human being.--Where had Marsh heard
something like it before?
He was rising from his unsavoury couch, when a motion from the little
man checked him. "Rest where you are, Thomas Marsh; so far all goes
well, but the danger is not yet over!" He looked again, and perceived
that the shadowy triumvirate were in deep and eager consultation; the
fragments of the shattered weapon appeared to undergo a close scrutiny.
The result was clearly unsatisfactory; the lips of the parties moved
rapidly, and much gesticulation might be observed, but no sound fell
upon the ear. The hand of the dial had nearly reached the quarter:
at once the parties separated: and Buckthorne stood again before the
figure, his hand armed with a long and sharp-pointed _misericorde_,
a dagger little in use of late, but such as, a century before, often
performed the part of a modern oyster-knife, in tickling the osteology
of a dismounted cavalier through the shelly defences of his plate
armour. Again he raised his arm. "Duck!" roared the Doctor, spinning
away upon his cephalic pivot:--the Black Cat cocked his tail, and
seemed to mew the word "Duck!" Down went Master Marsh's head;--one of
his hands had unluckily been resting on the edge of the bath: he drew
it hastily in, but not altogether scatheless; the stump of a rusty
nail, projecting from the margin of the bath, had caught and slightly
grazed it. The pain was more acute than is usually produced by such
trivial accidents; and Marsh, on once more raising his head, beheld the
dagger of the Leech sticking in the little finger of the wax figure,
which it had seemingly nailed to the cabinet door.
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