The inner life of Abraham Lincoln : $b Six months at the White HouseCarpenter, F. B. (Francis Bicknell)
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The inner life of Abraham Lincoln : $b Six months at the White House
Carpenter, F. B. (Francis Bicknell)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes; Presidents -- United States -- Anecdotes
Late one evening, the President brought in to see my picture his
friend and biographer, the Hon. J. H. Barrett, and a Mr. M----,
of Cincinnati. An allusion to a question of law in the course of
conversation suggesting the subject, Mr. Lincoln said: “The strongest
example of ‘rigid government’ and ‘close construction’ I ever knew,
was that of Judge ----. It was once said of him that he would _hang_ a
man for blowing his nose in the street, but that he would _quash_ the
indictment if it failed to specify which _hand_ he blew it with!”
A new levy of troops required, on a certain occasion, the appointment
of a large additional number of brigadier and major-generals. Among
the immense number of applications, Mr. Lincoln came upon one wherein
the claims of a certain worthy (not in the service at all) for a
generalship were glowingly set forth. But the applicant didn’t specify
whether he wanted to be brigadier or major-general. The President
observed this difficulty, and solved it by a lucid indorsement. The
clerk, on receiving the paper again, found written across its back:
“Major-General, I reckon. A. Lincoln.”
A juvenile “Brigadier” from New York, with a small detachment of
cavalry, having imprudently gone within the Rebel lines near Fairfax
Court House, was captured by “guerillas.” Upon the fact being reported
to Mr. Lincoln, he said that he was very sorry to lose the horses!
“What do you mean?” inquired his informant.
“Why,” rejoined the President, “I can make a better ‘brigadier’ any
day; but those horses cost the government a hundred and twenty-five
dollars a head!”
Mr. Lincoln sometimes had a very effective way of dealing with men who
troubled him with questions. A visitor once asked him how many men the
Rebels had in the field. The President replied, very seriously, “Twelve
hundred thousand, according to the best authority.” The interrogator
blanched in the face, and ejaculated, “Good Heavens!” “Yes sir, twelve
hundred thousand--no doubt of it. You see, all of our generals, when
they get whipped, say the enemy outnumbers them from three or five to
one, and I must believe them. We have four hundred thousand men in the
field, and three times four make twelve. Don’t you see it?”
Some gentlemen were discussing in Mr. Lincoln’s presence on a certain
occasion General McClellan’s military capacity. “It is doubtless true
that he is a good ‘engineer,’” said the President; “but he seems to
have a special talent for developing a ‘_stationary_’ engine.”
When Mr. Lincoln handed to his friend Gilbert his appointment as
assessor in the Wall Street district, New York, he said: “Gilbert, from
what I can learn, I judge that you are going upon good ‘missionary’
ground. Preach God and Liberty to the ‘bulls’ and ‘bears,’ and get all
the money you can for the government!”
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