The Inns and Taverns of "Pickwick": With Some Observations on Their Other AssociationsMatz, B. W. (Bertram Waldrom)
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The Inns and Taverns of "Pickwick": With Some Observations on Their Other Associations
Matz, B. W. (Bertram Waldrom)
Dickens, Charles, 1812-1870. Pickwick papers; Taverns (Inns) -- England
That was an historic pronouncement, and the room in which it was
made naturally becomes a veritable landmark for Pickwickians; and a
fitting mark of this distinction might well be made, by the fixing
of a tablet on the walls of the historic building, which still
stands practically as it was in those adventurous days. The event
which first brought Mr. Pickwick and his friends to the hotel was
a domestic one; but the occasion did not pass without an awkward
adventure such as always dogged the footsteps of the Pickwickians.
Mr. Pickwick had just been released from the Fleet Prison and was
at Mr. Perker's office settling little details in connexion with
Messrs. Dodson and Fogg, when his old friend Wardle turned up
quite unexpectedly to seek the advice of the little lawyer on the
situation which had arisen by his daughter Emily's infatuation for
Mr. Snodgrass. He had brought his daughter up from Dingley Dell
and informed Mr. Pickwick that "she was at Osborne's Hotel in the
Adelphi at this moment, unless your enterprising friend has run away
with her since I came out this morning."
Mr. Perker made advice unnecessary, for he proved to both of them
that they were quite delighted at the prospect. Mr. Wardle
forthwith invited them to dine with him, and he sent the fat boy
to "Osborne's" with the information that he and Mr. Pickwick would
return together at five o'clock. Arriving at the hotel the fat boy
went upstairs to execute his commission.
"He walked into the sitting-room without previously knocking at the
door, and so beheld a gentleman with his arm clasping his young
mistress's waist, sitting very lovingly by her side on a sofa, while
Arabella and her pretty handmaid feigned to be absorbed in looking
out of a window at the other end of the room. At sight of which
phenomenon the fat boy uttered an interjection, the ladies a scream,
and the gentleman an oath, almost simultaneously.
"Wretched creature, what do you want here?" said the gentleman, who
it is needless to say was Mr. Snodgrass.
To this the fat boy, considerably terrified, briefly
responded, "Missis."
"What do you want me for?" enquired Emily, turning her head
aside, "you stupid creature."
"Master and Mr. Pickwick is a-going to dine here at five,"
replied the fat boy.
After being bribed by Snodgrass, Emily and Arabella, he was invited
by Mary to dine with her downstairs, where he regaled himself on
meat pie, steak, a dish of potatoes and a pot of porter. Here he
attempted to make love to Mary, and, having failed, "ate a pound or
so of steak with a sentimental countenance and fell fast asleep."
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