The International Monthly Magazine - Volume V - No IIVarious
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The International Monthly Magazine - Volume V - No II
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"An English officer, Colonel A in a stage to New-York, and was extremely
annoyed by a free and enlightened citizen’s perpetually spitting across
him, out of the window. He bore it patiently for some time, till at last
he ventured to remonstrate, when the other said, ’Why, colonel, I estimate
you’re a-poking fun at me—that I do. Now, I’m not a-going to chaw my own
bilge-water, not for no man. Besides, you need not look so thundering
ugly. Why, I’ve _practised_ all my life, and could squirt through the eye
of a needle without touching the steel, let alone such a great saliva-box
as that there window.’ Colonel A at last his anger got up, and he spat
bang in his companion’s face, exclaiming, ’I beg you a thousand pardons,
squire, but I’ve not practised as much as you have. No doubt, by the time
we reach New-York, I shall be as great a dabster as you are.’ The other
rubbed his eye, and remained _bouche close_."
In support of the hydropathic practice, and in illustration of the effect
of cold, we cite an anecdote MIGNET tells of the celebrated French
physician Broussais:
"Seized with a violent fever at Nimèguen, Broussais was attended
by two of his friends, who each prescribed opposite remedies.
Embarrassed by such contradictory opinions, he resolved to follow
neither. Believing himself to be seriously in danger, he jumped
out of bed in the midst of this raging fever, and almost naked sat
down to his escrutoire to arrange his papers. It was in the month
of January; the streets were covered with snow. While thus
settling his affairs the fever abated, a sensation of freshness
and comfort diffused itself throughout his frame. Amazed at this
result, Broussais, like a bold theorist as he was, converted his
casual forgetfulness into an experience. He boldly _threw open the
window_, and for some time inspired the cold winter air that blew
in upon him. Finding himself greatly benefited, he concluded that
cool drink would be as refreshing to his stomach as cold air had
been to his body. He deluged his stomach with cold lemonade, and
in less than forty-eight hours he was well again!"
The following amusing anecdote is told in a work recently published in
London of Tom Cooke, the actor and musician:
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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