The International Monthly, Volume 2, No. 1, December, 1850Various
History
The International Monthly, Volume 2, No. 1, December, 1850
Various
Art, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals; Science -- History -- Periodicals
So they said their prayers, and went to bed, like good boys. But their
slumbers were not unbroken. Ashburner dreamed that he was again in
Venice, and that the musquitoes of that delightful city, of whose
venomousness and assiduity he retained shuddering recollections, were
making an onslaught upon him in great numbers; while Benson awoke toward
morning with a great outcry; in apology for which he solemnly assured
his friend, that two seconds before he was in South Africa, where a lion
of remarkable size and ferocity had caught him by the leg. And on rising
they discovered some spots of blood on the bed-clothes, showing that
their visions had not been altogether without foundation in reality.
The Hardscrabble hotel, grand in its general outlines, had overlooked
the trifling details of wash-stands and chamber crockery. Such of these
articles as it _did_ possess, were very properly devoted to the use of
the ladies; and accordingly Ashburner and Benson, and forty-five more,
performed their matutinal ablutions over a tin basin in the bar-room,
where Harry astonished the natives by the production of his own
particular towel and pocket comb. The weather had cleared up
beautifully, the railroad was repaired, and the train ready to start as
soon as breakfast was over. After this meal, as miscellaneous as their
last night's supper, while the passengers were discharging their
reckoning, Ashburner noticed that his friend was unusually fussy and
consequential, asked several questions, and made several remarks in a
loud tone, and altogether seemed desirous of attracting attention. When
it came to his turn to pay, he told out the amount, not in the ordinary
dirty bills, but in hard, ringing half-dollars, which had the effect of
drawing still further notice upon him.
"Five dollars and a quarter," said Benson, in a measured and audible
tone; "and, Landlord, here's a quarter extra."
The landlord looked up in surprise; so did the two or three men standing
nearest Harry.
"It's to buy beef with, to feed 'em. Feed 'em well now, don't forget!"
"Feed 'em! feed who?" and the host looked as if he thought his customer
crazy.
"Feed _who_? Why look here!" and bending over the counter, Harry uttered
a portentous monosyllable, in a pretended whisper, but really as audible
to the bystanders as a stage aside. Three or four of those nearest
exploded.
"Yes, feed 'em _well_ before you put anybody into your beds again, or
you'll have to answer for the death of a fellow-Christian some day,
that's all. Good morning!" And taking his wife under his arm, Benson
stalked off to the cars with a patronizing farewell nod, amid a
sympathetic roar, leaving the host irresolute whether to throw a
decanter after him, or to join in the general laugh.
* * * * *
Hook and one of his friends happened to come to a bridge. "Do you know
who built this bridge?" said he to Hook. "No, but if you go over you'll
be tolled."
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