The International Monthly, Volume 2, No. 1, December, 1850Various
History
The International Monthly, Volume 2, No. 1, December, 1850
Various
Art, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals; Science -- History -- Periodicals
Mr. Egerton was far too wise to be easily offended by mere manner; and,
though he stared somewhat haughtily when he found his observations
actually pooh-poohed, he was not above being convinced. There was much
sense and much justice in Mr. Mayor's arguments, and the statesman
civilly promised to take them into full consideration.
He then bowed out the deputation; but scarcely had the door closed
before it opened again, and Mr. Mayor presented himself alone, saying
aloud to his companions in the passage, "I forgot something I had to say
to Mr. Egerton; wait below for me."
"Well, Mr. Mayor," said Audley, pointing to a seat, "what else would you
suggest?"
The Mayor looked round to see that the door was closed; and then,
drawing his chair close to Mr. Egerton's, laid his forefinger on that
gentleman's arm, and said, "I think I speak to a man of the world, sir."
Mr. Egerton bowed, and made no reply by word, but he gently removed his
arm from the touch of the forefinger.
_Mr. Mayor._--"You observe, sir, that I did not ask the members whom we
return to Parliament to accompany us. Do better without 'em. You know
they are both in Opposition--out-and-outers."
_Mr. Egerton._--"It is a misfortune which the Government cannot
remember, when the question is whether the trade of the town itself is
to be served or injured."
_Mr. Mayor._--"Well, I guess you speak handsome, sir. But you'd be glad
to have two members to support Ministers after the next election."
_Mr. Egerton_, smilingly.--"Unquestionably, Mr. Mayor."
_Mr. Mayor._--"And I can do it, Mr. Egerton. I may say I have the town
in my pocket; so I ought, I spend a great deal of money in it. Now, you
see, Mr. Egerton, I have passed a part of my life in a land of
liberty--the United States--and I come to the point when I speak to a
man of the world. I am a man of the world myself, sir. And if so be the
Government will do something for me, why, I'll do something for the
Government. Two votes for a free and independent town like ours--that's
something, isn't it?"
_Mr. Egerton_, taken by surprise--"Really I--"
_Mr. Mayor_, advancing his chair still nearer, and interrupting the
official.--"No nonsense, you see, on one side or the other. The fact is
that I have taken it into my head that I should like to be knighted. You
may well look surprised, Mr. Egerton--trumpery thing enough, I dare say;
still every man has his weakness and I should like to be Sir Richard.
Well, if you can get me made Sir Richard, you may just name your two
members for the next election--that is, if they belong to your own set,
enlightened men, up to the times. That's speaking fair and manful, isn't
it?"
_Mr. Egerton_, drawing himself up.--"I am at a loss to guess why you
should select me, sir, for this very extraordinary proposition."
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