The International Monthly, Volume 3, No. 3, June, 1851Various
History
The International Monthly, Volume 3, No. 3, June, 1851
Various
Art, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals; Science -- History -- Periodicals
Voe victis! Wo to the conquered! The reign of Mr. Boldenough was
over; a new dynasty took possession of the throne. The old servants
were packed, bag and baggage, out of the mansion; the old
acquaintances of the host were impressively given to understand that
they were "never to come there no more."
The longer any arbitrary power is established the more secure its
authority becomes. So it proved with regard to Mrs. Boldenough. There
was no escaping from her military despotism; she was an excellent
housewife, and the best of good managers, and as might have been
expected, she immediately restrained and cut off the lavish
expenditure of the household. Mr. Boldenough made a few faint expiring
efforts in behalf of his favorite luxuries. Not the better part of
valor, is, as he discovered, discretion; for his helpmate held in her
hands the buying and the ordering of his dinners and his daily food,
and if he complained he was sure to find his condition worse than it
was before. In the course of time six sturdy Boldenoughs sprung up,
robust, hardy, noisy, and passionate as their mother, whose authority
they served to confirm and strengthen. Then, indeed, it was that my
friend Charles's shadow perceptibly grew less. He shrank from the
notice of his wife and the bold Titans, his sons. The first Mrs.
Boldenough's memory was certainly avenged.
* * * * *
The last time I met my friend he was evidently sinking slowly but
surely into the vale of years. His great rubicund countenance was
sunken and emaciated, his figure bent and meagre, his voice weak and
faint as a whisper, and his hearing _entirely gone_. From what cause
my readers may perhaps imagine. He was, indeed, stone deaf. I
question, however, if this were not almost a mercy, considering the
tower of Babel in which he dwelt. Nobody cared what became of him, for
he had never cared for any body.
Charles Boldenough departed this life shortly after having survived
his second marriage fifteen years. The physician had the effrontery to
ascribe to paralysis what evidently was no natural death. His end
might have excited some pity from his acquaintances and friends, if it
had not been for two things, namely, that he had no friends, and that
he merely received himself the same treatment which he had given
others. I was not sorry for him, I confess. Justice is so rare in this
world of ours, that I am not disposed to undervalue it when it is
summarily executed. The Amazonian relict of my friend Charles never
re-married. Whether she never found that daring man, who was Van
Amburgh-like enough to put his head in the lioness's mouth without
fear of having it snapped off at one blow, or whether the charge of
her young giants was sufficient for her occupation, or whether she was
conscious of having fulfilled her _mission_, I do not know. She
retained her formidable name to the end of her days.
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