The International Monthly, Volume 5, No. 3, March, 1852Various
History
The International Monthly, Volume 5, No. 3, March, 1852
Various
Art, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals; Science -- History -- Periodicals
For some years past, most of the counties in Eastern Virginia have
produced very little tobacco--some of them none at all. When we recall
to mind that this section of Virginia was once by far the richest part
of the state, and not to be surpassed by any soil in the country--that
it was celebrated for the large crops and excellent quality of its
tobacco--we naturally look for the reasons of this change. Now, although
our good friends down below, are very sensitive upon the subject, we
have no hesitation in saying that the cause generally assigned is the
true one, viz., that the soil is exhausted, worn out, and therefore
cannot produce tobacco, or any thing else of consequence. And here let
me encroach upon established rules and digress for a few moments,
leaving tobacco, to give my reader a little advice to aid him should he
ever visit the "Old Dominion." In the first place, if you stop at any
point along the shore, and especially should you reach Hampton, never
speak of "crabs." If you are fond of them, get them the best way you
can; you will have no difficulty in finding them; have them cooked, and
eat them; but don't ask for them--don't speak of them. The people of
Virginia, like those of most other places, are sensitive on some points;
and it would be no less impolite to speak of crabs in Hampton, than it
would be to speak of "persimmons" in Fluvanna County.
In the second place, never speak of the ague and fever, especially if
you visit on the rivers, unless it be to say, that the place from which
you came is very subject to this complaint. If you take this position
you are safe, for should you be attacked (cases have been known even in
Virginia), why you have only to say you were so unfortunate as not to
leave home quite soon enough to avoid the disease. Mind what I, an M.D.
of the calomel and quinine school--no Homoeopathist, but one of the
regular troop--say upon this matter. No false charges, either direct or
indirect, no inuendos by look, word, or deed, that you might possibly
have taken the ague and fever after your arrival! It would be absurd, at
least, in you to say so. Not that the people would lay violent hands
upon you--and yet on sober second thoughts I am not so sure of this, if
we are to judge from the toast given by a young gentleman who attended
the Printers' anniversary celebration of the birth of Benjamin Franklin,
at the City Hotel, Richmond, on the night of Saturday, 17th of January:
"A [symbol: hand] to our friends, and a [symbol: dagger] for our
enemies." This, perhaps, might have been simply to vary the
entertainment of the evening. We ought not be hasty in drawing
conclusions, for another young citizen, on the same occasion, gave the
following: "The first families of Virginia--like stars seen in the
ocean, they would not be there but for their bright originals in
heaven." It is evident from this, although there is no roundabout
tedious effort to prove the thing, that the "first families" of Virginia
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