The International Monthly, Volume 5, No. 4, April, 1852Various
History
The International Monthly, Volume 5, No. 4, April, 1852
Various
Art, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals; Science -- History -- Periodicals
"Imagine a girl of seventeen or eighteen years of age, with
sharp, knowing-looking features, a forward impudent carnage,
and a pert flippant voice, standing upon one of the trunks,
and surveying all our proceedings in the most impertinent
manner. The creature was dressed in a ragged, dirty, purple
stuff gown, cut very low in the neck, with an old red cotton
handkerchief tied over her head; her uncombed, tangled locks
falling over her thin, inquisitive face in a state of
perfect nature. Her legs and feet were bare, and in her
coarse, dirty, red hands she swung to and fro an empty glass
decanter."
The mission of this squalid nymph was not to borrow but to lend. She
"guessed the strangers were fixin' there," and that they'd want a glass
decanter to hold their whisky, so she had brought one over. "But
mind--don't break it," said she; "'tis the only one we have to hum, and
father says it's so mean to drink out of green glass"--a sentiment
worthy of a colonel of hussars. Although quite pleased by such
disinterested kindness and attention, Mrs. Moodie declined the decanter,
on the double ground of having some of her own, and of not drinking
whisky. The refusal was unavailing. The lady in ragged purple set down
the bottle on a trunk, as firmly as if she meant to plant it there, and
took herself off. The next morning cleared up the mystery of her
perseverance. "Have you done with that 'ere decanter I brought across
yesterday?" said the 'cute damsel, presenting herself before Mrs. Moodie
with her bare red knees peeping through her ragged petticoats, and with
face and hands innocent of soap. The English lady returned the bottle,
with the remark that she had never needed it.
"'I guess you won't return it empty,' quoth the obliging
neighbor; 'that would be mean, father says. He wants it
filled with whisky.'"
The hearty laugh which this solution of the riddle provoked from the
inmates of the log-house offended the female Yankee, who tossed the
decanter from hand to hand and glared savagely about her. But the
ridicule was insufficient to deter her from the whisky hunt. When
assured there was none in the place, she demanded rum, and pointed to a
keg, in which she said she smelt it. Her keen olfactories had not
deceived her. The rum, she was told, was for the workmen:
"'I calculate,' was the reply, 'when you've been here a few
months, you'll be too knowing to give rum to helps. But
old-country folks are all fools, and that's the reason they
get so easily sucked in, and be so soon wound up. Cum, fill
the bottle, and don't be stingy. In this country we all live
by borrowing. If you want any thing, why, just send and
borrow from us.'"
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