The International Monthly, Volume 5, No. 4, April, 1852Various
History
The International Monthly, Volume 5, No. 4, April, 1852
Various
Art, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals; Science -- History -- Periodicals
"John and Bell scrubbed at the house all day, and in the
evening they carried over the furniture, and I went to
inspect our new dwelling. It looked beautifully clean and
neat. Bell had whitewashed all the black, smoky walls, and
boarded ceilings, and scrubbed the dirty window-frames, and
polished the fly-spotted panes of glass, until they actually
admitted a glimpse of the clear air and the blue sky.
Snow-white-fringed curtains, and a bed with furniture to
correspond, a carpeted floor, and a large pot of green
boughs on the hearthstone, gave an air of comfort and
cleanliness to a room which, only a few hours before, had
been a loathsome den of filth and impurity. This change
would have been very gratifying, had not a strong,
disagreeable odor almost deprived me of my breath as I
entered the room. It was unlike any thing I had ever smelt
before, and turned me so sick and faint, that I had to cling
to the door-post for support.
"'Where does this dreadful smell come from?'
"'The guidness knows, ma'am; John and I have searched the
house from the loft to the cellar, but we canna find out the
cause of the stink.'
"'It must be in the room, Bell, and it is impossible to
remain here, or to live in the house, until it is removed.'
"Glancing my eyes all round the place, I spied what seemed
to me a little cupboard, over the mantel-shelf, and I told
John to see if I was right. The lad mounted upon a chair,
and pulled open a small door, but almost fell to the ground
with the dreadful stench which seemed to rush from the
closet.
"'What is it, John?' I cried from the open door.
"'A skunk! ma'arm, a skunk! Sure, I thought the devil had
scorched his tail, and left the grizzled hair behind him.
What a strong perfume it has!' he continued, holding up the
beautiful but odious little creature by the tail.
"'By dad! I know all about it now. I saw Ned Layton, only
two days ago, crossing the field with Uncle Joe, with his
gun on his shoulder, and this wee bit baste in his hand.
They were both laughing like sixty. 'Well, if this does not
stink the Scotchman out of the house,' said Joe, 'I'll be
content to be tarred and feathered;' and thin they both
laughed until they stopped to draw breath.'
"I could hardly help laughing myself; but I begged Monaghan
to convey the horrid creature away, and putting some salt
and sulphur into a tin plate, and setting fire to it, I
placed it on the floor in the middle of the room, and closed
all the doors for an hour, which greatly assisted in
purifying the house from the skunkification. Bell then
washed out the closet with strong ley, and in a short time
no vestige remained of the malicious trick Uncle Joe had
played off upon us."
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