“The more I thought it over, Kemp, the more I realised what a helpless absurdity an Invisible Man was—in a cold and dirty climate and a crowded civilised city. Before I made this mad experiment I had dreamt of a thousand advantages. That afternoon it seemed all disappointment. I went over the heads of the things a man reckons desirable. No doubt invisibility made it possible to get them, but it made it impossible to enjoy them when they are got. Ambition—what is the good of pride of place when you cannot appear there? What is the good of the love of woman when her name must needs be Delilah? I have no taste for politics, for the blackguardisms of fame, for philanthropy, for sport. What was I to do? And for this I had become a wrapped-up mystery, a swathed and bandaged caricature of a man!” He paused, and his attitude suggested a roving glance at the window. “But how did you get to Iping?” said Kemp, anxious to keep his guest busy talking. “I went there to work. I had one hope. It was a half idea! I have it still. It is a full blown idea now. A way of getting back! Of restoring what I have done. When I choose. When I have done all I mean to do invisibly. And that is what I chiefly want to talk to you about now.” “You went straight to Iping?” “Yes. I had simply to get my three volumes of memoranda and my cheque-book, my luggage and underclothing, order a quantity of chemicals to work out this idea of mine—I will show you the calculations as soon as I get my books—and then I started. Jove! I remember the snowstorm now, and the accursed bother it was to keep the snow from damping my pasteboard nose.” “At the end,” said Kemp, “the day before yesterday, when they found you out, you rather—to judge by the papers—” “I did. Rather. Did I kill that fool of a constable?” “No,” said Kemp. “He’s expected to recover.” “That’s his luck, then. I clean lost my temper, the fools! Why couldn’t they leave me alone? And that grocer lout?” “There are no deaths expected,” said Kemp. “I don’t know about that tramp of mine,” said the Invisible Man, with an unpleasant laugh. “By Heaven, Kemp, you don’t know what rage _is_! ... To have worked for years, to have planned and plotted, and then to get some fumbling purblind idiot messing across your course! ... Every conceivable sort of silly creature that has ever been created has been sent to cross me. “If I have much more of it, I shall go wild—I shall start mowing ’em. “As it is, they’ve made things a thousand times more difficult.” “No doubt it’s exasperating,” said Kemp, drily. CHAPTER XXIV. THE PLAN THAT FAILED “But now,” said Kemp, with a side glance out of the window, “what are we to do?” He moved nearer his guest as he spoke in such a manner as to prevent the possibility of a sudden glimpse of the three men who were advancing up the hill road—with an intolerable slowness, as it seemed to Kemp. “What were you planning to do when you were heading for Port Burdock? _Had_ you any plan?”