The Irish Guards in the Great War, Volume 1 (of 2) : $b The First BattalionKipling, Rudyard
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The Irish Guards in the Great War, Volume 1 (of 2) : $b The First Battalion
Kipling, Rudyard
Great Britain. Army. Irish Guards -- History; World War, 1914-1918 -- Regimental histories -- Great Britain
“Steady drill” filled the next ten days. Lieutenant the Hon. B.
O’Brien started to train fresh bombing-squads with the Mills bomb,
which was then being issued in such quantities that as many as twenty
whole boxes could be spared for instruction. Up till then, bombs had
been varied in type and various in action. As had been pointed out,
the Irish took kindly to this game and produced many notable experts.
But the perfect bomber is not always docile out of the line. Among
the giants of ’15 was a private against whom order had gone forth
that on no account was he to be paid on pay-days, for the reason that
once in funds he would retire into France at large “for a day and a
night and a morrow,” and return a happy, hiccuping but indispensable
“criminal.” At last, after a long stretch of enforced virtue, he
managed, by chicane or his own amazing personality, to seduce five
francs from his platoon sergeant and forthwith disappeared. On his
return, richly disguised, he sought out his benefactor with a gift
under his arm. The rest is in his Sergeant’s own words: “‘No,’ I
says, ‘go away and sleep it off,’ I says, pushin’ it away, for
’twas a rum jar he was temptin’ me with. ‘’Tis for you, Sergeant,’
he says. ‘You’re the only man that has thrusted me with a centime
since summer.’ Thrust him! There was no sergeant of ours had not
been remindin’ me of those same five francs _all_ the time he’d been
away--let alone what I’d got at Company Orders. So I loosed myself
upon him, an’ I described him to himself the way he’d have shame at
it, but shame was not in him. ‘Yes, Sergeant,’ he says to me, ‘full
I am, and _this_ is full too,’ he says, pattin’ the rum jar (and it
was!), an’ I know where there’s plenty more,’ he says, ‘and it’s all
for you an’ your great thrustfulness to me about them five francs.’
What could I do? He’d made me a laughing-stock to the Battalion. An
awful man! He’d done it _all_ on those five unlucky francs! Yes,
he’d lead a bombin’ party or a drinkin’ party--his own or any other
battalion’s; and he was worth a platoon an’ a half when there was
anything doing, and I thrust in God he’s alive yet--him and his five
francs! But an awful man!”
Drunkenness was confined, for the most part, to a known few
characters, regular and almost privileged in their irregularities.
The influence of the Priest and the work of the company officers
went hand in hand here. Here is a tribute paid by a brother officer
to Captain Gore-Langton, killed on the 10th October, which explains
the secret. “The men liked him for his pluck and the plain way in
which he dealt with them, always doing his best for the worst, most
idle, and stupidest men in our company.... One can’t really believe
he’s gone. I always expect to see him swinging round a traverse.” The
Battalion did not forget him, and while at Lapugnoy, sent a party to
Vermelles to attend to his grave there.
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