The Irish Guards in the Great War, Volume 2 (of 2) : $b The Second Battalion and AppendicesKipling, Rudyard
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The Irish Guards in the Great War, Volume 2 (of 2) : $b The Second Battalion and Appendices
Kipling, Rudyard
Great Britain. Army. Irish Guards -- History; World War, 1914-1918 -- Regimental histories -- Great Britain
On the 13th October they relieved the 1st Scots Guards for
fatigue-parties to the front, and lay in a camp of sand-bag and
corrugated iron hovels where the men had to manufacture shelter for
themselves, while a long-range German gun prevented that work from
being too dull. But again there was no damage. They were relieved on
the 16th October from these duties by a battalion of the Cheshires
and marched to Elverdinghe, leaving the Pioneers behind for a little
to put up crosses over the graves of the newly dead. That closed
the chapter and they lapsed back to “the usual routine,” of drill,
inspections, and sports. They were at Houlle Camp near Watten on
the 21st when the 2nd Guards Brigade was inspected by H.R.H. the
Duke of Connaught, and the Battalion, in walking-out order, lined
the roads and cheered. Sir Douglas Haig, too, inspected them on
the 25th October with the whole of their Division, dealt them all
those compliments on past work which were their undeniable right,
and congratulated them on their turn-out. The Battalion then was
specially well set up and hard-bitten, running to largish men even
in No. 2 Company. Their new drafts had all been worked up and worked
down; the new C.O.’s hand and systems were firmly established;
company cooks and their satellites had been re-formed, and—which puts
a bloom on men as quickly as food—they were “happy” under a justice
which allowed an immense amount of honest, intimate, domestic fun.
Of the tales which ran about at that period there is one perhaps
worth recording. During the fatigues on the Boesinghe front it
fell to them to relieve some battalion or other which, after much
manœuvring in the mud, at last drew clear of its trenches to let in
the wet and impatient Irish. The latter’s C.O., wearied to the bone,
was sitting in the drizzling dark beside the communication-trench,
his head on his hand and on his wrist his campaign watch with its
luminous dial. Suddenly, as the relieved shadows dragged themselves
by, he felt his wrist gently taken, slightly turned, and after an
instant’s inspection, loosed again. Naturally, he demanded by all
the Gods of the Army what the unseen caitiff meant by his outrageous
deed. To him, from the dark, in irresistible Cockney, “Beg pardon,
Sir, but I thought it was a glow-worm,” and the poor devil who had
been cut off from all knowledge of earthly time for the past three
days shuffled on, leaving behind him a lieut.-colonel of the Brigade
of Guards defeated and shaken with mirth.
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