The Irish Guards in the Great War, Volume 2 (of 2) : $b The Second Battalion and AppendicesKipling, Rudyard
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The Irish Guards in the Great War, Volume 2 (of 2) : $b The Second Battalion and Appendices
Kipling, Rudyard
Great Britain. Army. Irish Guards -- History; World War, 1914-1918 -- Regimental histories -- Great Britain
For the moment, things were absurdly peaceful on their little
front, and when they came back to work after three still days at
Maurepas, infantry “fighting” had become a farce. The opposing big
guns hammered away zealously at camps and back-areas, but along that
line facing the desolate woods of St. Pierre Vaast there was mutual
toleration, due to the fact that no post could be relieved on either
side except by the courtesy of their opponents who lay, naked as
themselves, from two hundred to thirty yards away. Thus men walked
about, and worked in flagrant violation of all the rules of warfare,
beneath the arch of the droning shells overhead. The Irish realised
this state of affairs gradually—their trenches were not so close to
the enemy; but on the right Battalion’s front, where both sides lived
in each others’ pockets, men reported “life in the most advanced
posts was a perfect idyll.” So it was decided, now that every one
might be presumed to know the ground, and be ready for play, that the
weary game should begin again. But observe the procedure! “It was
obvious it would be unfair, after availing ourselves of an unwritten
agreement, to start killing people without warning.” Accordingly,
notices were issued by the Brigade—in English—which read: “_Warning.
Any German who exposes himself after daylight to-morrow January 19
will be shot. By order._” Battalions were told to get these into the
enemy lines, if possible, between 5 and 7 A. M. They anticipated a
little difficulty in communicating their kind intentions, but two
heralds, with three rifles to cover them, were sent out and told to
stick the warnings up on the German wire in the dusk of the dawn.
Now, one of these men was No. 10609 Private King, who, in civil life,
had once been policeman in the Straits Settlements. He saw a German
looking over the parapet while the notice was being affixed, and,
policeman-like, waved to him to come out. The German beckoned to King
to come in, but did not quit the trench. King then warned the other
men to stand by him, and entered into genial talk. Other Germans
gathered round the first, who, after hesitating somewhat, walked to
his side of the wire. He could talk no English, and King, though he
tried his best, in Chinese and the kitchen-Malay of Singapore, could
not convey the situation to him either. At last he handed the German
the notice and told him to give it to his officer. The man seemed to
understand. He was an elderly person, with his regimental number in
plain sight on his collar. He saw King looking at this, and desired
King to lift the edge of _his_ leather jerkin so that he in turn
might get our number. King naturally refused and, to emphasise what
was in store for careless enemies, repeated with proper pantomime:
“Shoot! Shoot! Pom! Pom!” This ended the palaver. They let him get
back quite unmolested, and when the mirth had ceased, King reported
that they all seemed to be “oldish men, over yonder, and thoroughly
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