The Irrational Knot: Being the Second Novel of His NonageShaw, Bernard
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The Irrational Knot: Being the Second Novel of His Nonage
Shaw, Bernard
Marriage -- Fiction; Social classes -- Fiction
“Therefore gentility alone is no guarantee of suitability. The only
gentlemanliness she needs in a husband is ordinary good address,
presentable manners, sense enough to avoid ridiculous solecisms in
society, and so forth. Marian is satisfied with me on these points; and
her approval settles the question finally. As to rank, I am a skilled
workman, the first in my trade; and it is only by courtesy and
forbearance that I suffer any man to speak of my class as inferior.
Take us all, professions and trades together; and you will find by
actual measurement round the head and round the chest, and round our
manners and characters, if you like, that we are the only genuine
aristocracy at present in existence. Therefore I meet your objection to
my rank with a point-blank assertion of its superiority. Now let us
have the other objections, if there _are_ any others.”
The clergyman received this challenge in silence. Then, after clearing
his throat uneasily twice, he said:
“I had hoped, Mr. Conolly, to have been able to persuade you on general
grounds to relinquish your design. But as you are evidently not within
reach of those considerations which I am accustomed to see universally
admitted, it becomes my painful duty to assure you that a circumstance,
on the secrecy of which you are relying, is known to me, and, through
me, to my father.”
“What circumstance is that?”
“A circumstance connected with Mr. Marmaduke Lind, whom you mentioned
just now. You understand me, I presume?”
“Oh! you have found that out?”
“I have. It only remains for me to warn my sister that she is about to
contract a close relationship with one who is—I must say it—living in
sin with our cousin.”
“What do you suppose will be the result of that?”
“I leave you to imagine,” said the clergyman indignantly, rising.
“Stop a bit. You do not understand me yet, I see. You have said that my
views are peculiar. What if I have taken the peculiar view that I was
bound to tell Marian this before proposing to her, and have actually
told her?”
“But surely—That is not very likely.”
“The whole affair is not very likely. Our marriage is not likely; but
it is going to happen, nevertheless. She knows this circumstance
perfectly well. You told her yourself.”
“I! When?”
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