The Irrational Knot: Being the Second Novel of His NonageShaw, Bernard
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The Irrational Knot: Being the Second Novel of His Nonage
Shaw, Bernard
Marriage -- Fiction; Social classes -- Fiction
“My father is willing to make you some amends for the withdrawal of
such portion of Marmaduke’s income as you may forfeit by ceasing your
connexion with him.”
“You have come to buy me out, in fact: is that it? What a clever old
man your father must be! Knows the world thoroughly, eh?”
“I hope I have not offended you?”
“Bless you, Doctor! nobody could be offended with you. Suppose I agree
to oblige you (you have a very seductive High Church way about you) who
is to make Marmaduke amends for such portion of _my_ income as our
separation will deprive _him_ of? Eh? I see that that staggers you a
little. If you will just tot up the rent of this house since we have
had it; the price of the furniture; our expenses, including my carriage
and Marmaduke’s horse and the boat; six hundred pounds of debt that he
ran up before he settled down with me; and other little things; and
then find out from his father how much money he has drawn within the
last two years, I think you will find it rather hard to make the two
balance. Your uncle is far too good a man to give Marmaduke money to
spend on me; but he was not too good to keep me playing in the
provinces all through last autumn just to make both ends meet, when I
ought to have been taking my holiday. I wish you would tell his mother,
your blessed pious Aunt Dora, to send Bob the set of diamonds his
grandmother left him, instead of sermons which he never reads.”
“I thought Marmaduke had nearly a thousand a year, independently of his
father.”
“A thousand a year! What is that? And your uncle would stop even that,
if he could, to keep it out of my hands. You may tell him that if it
didnt come into my hands it would hardly last a week. Only for the
child, and the garden, and the sort of quiet life he leads here, he
would spend a thousand a month. And look at _my_ expenses! Look at my
dresses! I suppose you think that people wear cotton velvet and glazed
calico on the stage, as Mrs. Siddons did in the old days when they
acted by candlelight. Why, between dress and jewellery, I have about
two hundred pounds on my back at the present moment; and you neednt
think that any manager alive will find dresses to that tune. At the
theatre they think me overpaid at fifty pounds a week, although they
might shut up the house to-morrow if my name was taken out of the
bills. Tell your father that so far from my living on Bob, it is as
much as I can do to keep this place going by my work—not to mention the
worry of it, which always falls on the woman.”
“I certainly had no idea of the case being as you describe,” said the
clergyman, losing his former assurance. “But would it not then be
better for you to separate?”
“Certainly not. I want my house and home. So does he. If an income is
rather tight, halving it is a very good way to make it tighter. No: if
I left Bob, he would go to the devil; and very likely I should go to
the devil, too, and disgrace you in earnest.”
“But, my dear madam, consider the disgrace at present!”
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