The Irrational Knot: Being the Second Novel of His NonageShaw, Bernard
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The Irrational Knot: Being the Second Novel of His Nonage
Shaw, Bernard
Marriage -- Fiction; Social classes -- Fiction
“No. They would not have gained anything by objecting: they would only
have lost their situations. You need not fear for your house front. I
will order a porch with porphyry steps and alabaster pillars to replace
your beloved hearthstone.”
“Yes. That will be clever. Do you know how easy it is to stain marble?
Armande will be on her knees all day with a bottle of turpentine and a
bit of flannel.”
“You are thinking of inkstains, Marian. You forget that it does not
rain ink, and that Nelly will hardly select the porch to write her
novels in.”
“Lots of people bring ink on a doorstep. Tax collectors and gasmen
carry bottles in their pockets.”
“Ask them into the drawing-room when they call, my dear; or, better
still, dont pay them, so that they will have no need to write a
receipt. Let me remind you that ink shews as much on white hearthstone
as it can possibly do on marble. Yet extensive disfigurements of steps
from the visits of tax collectors are not common.”
“Now, Ned, you know that you are talking utter nonsense.”
“Yes, my dear. I think I perceive Nelly looking out of the window for
us. Here she is at the door.”
Marian hastened forward and embraced her cousin. Miss McQuinch looked
older; and her complexion was drier than before. But she had apparently
begun to study her appearance; for her hat and shoes were neat and even
elegant, which they had never been within Marian’s previous experience
of her.
“_You_ are not changed in the least,” she said, as she gave Conolly her
hand. “I have just been wondering at the alteration in Marian. She has
grown lovely.”
“I have been telling her so all day, in the vain hope of getting her
into a better temper. Come into the drawing-room. Have you been waiting
for us long?”
“About fifteen minutes. I have been admiring your organ. I should have
tried the piano; but I did not know whether that was allowable on
Sunday.”
“Oh! Why did you not pound it to your heart’s content? Ned scandalizes
the neighbors every Sunday by continually playing. Armande: dinner as
soon as possible, please.”
“I like this house. It is exactly my idea of a comfortable modern
home.”
“You must stay long enough to find out its defects,” said Conolly. “We
read your novel at Verona; but we could not agree as to which
characters you meant to be taken as the good ones.”
“That was only Ned’s nonsense,” said Marian. “Most novels are such
rubbish! I am sure you will be able to live by writing just as well as
Mrs. Fairfax can.” Conolly shewed Miss McQuinch his opinion of this
unhappy remark by a whimsical glance, which she repudiated by turning
sharply away from him, and speaking as affectionately as she could to
Marian.
After dinner they returned to the drawing-room, which ran from the
front to the back of the house. Marian opened a large window which gave
access to the garden, and sat down with Elinor on a little terrace
outside. Conolly went to the organ.
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