At first Max had been greatly piqued at the slight interest which Johnny
seemed to feel in the fate of his heroes. The fact was, that he had
become so familiar with that department of literature, and was so
accustomed to see the hero come safely out of the most horrible and
unheard-of dangers, that he regarded it as quite a matter of course, and
there was now no such thing as alarming him for his safety. It was to
no purpose that Max surrounded his heroes with fierce and numerous foes;
Johnny took it quite coolly, expecting him to cut his way out as a hero
should. It was in vain to cover him with wounds--a hero's wounds are
never mortal. Cast him away upon an iron-bound coast in the midst of a
hurricane--Johnny knew that _one_ would escape: drown a hero! who ever
heard of such a thing! Max at length resented this indifference, by
suddenly becoming quite tragical, and actually despatching two or three
heroes with very little ceremony. The first of these unfortunate
gentlemen perished, if I remember correctly, by "a tremendous backstroke
of a two-handed, double-edged sword, that severed his head from his
body." At this sentence, which seemed pretty decisive, Johnny was
somewhat staggered, but, immediately recovering himself, he bade Max "go
on," expecting, I verily believe, that it would turn out that the head
was not in fact _quite_ cut off or that if it was, it would, like that
of the physician Dubin, in the Arabian Nights, be again set upon the
shoulders, and life restored by the healing virtue of some potent
medicament. Great was his astonishment and consternation, on being made
at last to comprehend, that the hero was actually dead; which fact he
did not, however, appear fully to realise, until Max, to put the matter
beyond doubt, buried him with great funereal pomp and ceremony, and
erected over his remains a splendid monument, with an inscription
recording his exploits and his valour. This method of proceeding, Max
judiciously followed up, by giving a tragical termination to his
romances, often enough to keep Johnny reminded that _his_ heroes at any
rate were mortal.
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